Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY!
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I had a friend come stay with me for a week and I bet she went through a roll of toilet paper everyday and im talking the BIG rolls! A package of toilet paper usually lasts me a couple months. Im glad I aint got a woman living with me permanently, GEEZ!
She should stay home and do more cooking like Babe Winkelmans wife did, and let her husband have some peace and quiet.
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They got more goin' on. Consider it an investment.
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Consider the alternative......... I have, but come on, nobody needs a catcher's mit.
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I had a friend come stay with me for a week and I bet she went through a roll of toilet paper everyday and im talking the BIG rolls! A package of toilet paper usually lasts me a couple months. Im glad I aint got a woman living with me permanently, GEEZ! I hear a change in diet can cause you to use the bath room more often. I'll bet she wasn't use to eatting possums!
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Found this to be so true, I ask the wife why they don't do what men do. They don't do what men do cause there's nothin to shake.LMAO
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I try to get my wife to drip dry lol
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Huntnut, , thats funny right there
She should stay home and do more cooking like Babe Winkelmans wife did, and let her husband have some peace and quiet.
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I have invented a turbine attached to the toilet paper holder. It powers a good portion of my lighting when women are in the house. While that is not much, it does offset the cost of the product by a bit.
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When I was a bachelor I would by a 12 pack of the stuff. One roll for January, 1 for February.....
After I was married and had a daughter in the house I learned it was more like 1 roll for Monday, 1 for tuesday........I truely believe that women sit in the can and eat a half a roll at a time.
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A package of toilet paper usually lasts me a couple months. I bet yer undie- nickers dont last quite so long though hugh?
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When I was a bachelor I would by a 12 pack of the stuff. One roll for January, 1 for February.....
After I was married and had a daughter in the house I learned it was more like 1 roll for Monday, 1 for tuesday........I truely believe that women sit in the can and eat a half a roll at a time. Thats cause guys use toilet paper strictly for butt wiping,where as women use it for EVERYTHING.Takeing off make up with it probly counts for half the use?Actualy,,I should take that back.I have cleaned my shotgun with it when I ran out of bore patches! LOL
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You should see how much they go through when they drink that dang Prune Juice!!!!!
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Matt want to trade,my wife goes thru that by herself in 2wks-think its a women thing,she even has to bring it along runnin traps-out fishin,its even in the truck Wouldn't trade her in a million, well....j/k (I know she gets on here every now and then) I've got a roll of paper in the truck too, been there for 3 years and only half used up.
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3 pieces for #2. Seems to work just fine for the two of us. Dang, If you can clean your arse with 3 squares of TP, You must not have hair on your butt to be able to pull that off! lol (unless you shave or wax it) just sayin!
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3 pieces for #2. Seems to work just fine for the two of us. Dang, If you can clean your arse with 3 squares of TP, You must not have hair on your butt to be able to pull that off! lol (unless you shave or wax it) just sayin! That must be why his nick name is Stinky Fingers?
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My girl is living in Baltimore right now on a job. She left May 15th, since she left ive used exactly 1 roll. She came two weekends ago and went through 2 rolls of TP just being home Thursday through Sunday. I was amazed, and the best part, i got hollered at because i didnt change the roll she left 3 sheets on after i went in for a #1.
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It's just paper. The stuff is CHEAP!! 20 rolls at 1,000 sheets to the roll is only $11.99
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i have 16 employees, most are gals, at least once a month/6 weeks i have to buy paper towels/tp,, its about 300.00 to 350.00 every time.
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At least he uses 3 or 4 sheets to wipe, and not a bowl of water and his left hand. LMAO
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To be honest, I never counted the little squares when I wipe. I just pull off a strip a foot or so long. Fold, Wipe, inspect and repeat as needed. If it happens to be a dump that is like axel grease, Clean up might be a bit more extensive. In corn season, 3 squares just might do it. It is what it is!
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In corn season, 3 squares just might do it. It is what it is! I thought he was going to say he used the dried cobs
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[quote=bic] I just pull off a strip a foot or so long. Fold, Wipe, inspect and repeat as needed.quote]
Oh, so you are a folder.........
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If you don't like the TP usage in your house invest in a Bidet. I am sure that little stream of water is giong to clean ya up nicely. Thing is I don't complain how much paper is used in my house. As long as you are clean and I don't have to de-strip your undeies prior to washing them use a fist full as far as I am concerned. Nothing worse then racing striped undies.
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Nothing worse then racing striped undies. Really? You mean not everyone has the skid marks?
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Yep, 160, I am man enough to admit...I am a Folder! Isn't anything nastier than a breach in the TP barrier, then having to clean out under your fingernails! I FOLD and play it safe!
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Nothing worse then racing striped undies. Really? You mean not everyone has the skid marks? No 160 stripes and skid marks are not an object to be proud of. Disgusted, embarresed, fearful, all come to mind, but not pride.
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Yep, 160, I am man enough to admit...I am a Folder! Isn't anything nastier than a breach in the TP barrier, then having to clean out under your fingernails! I FOLD and play it safe! I will let you in on the secret to using the "mountain money" from an MRE. First, fold the little wad of TP into 1/4's like this... Next, cut off one corner but do NOT throw it away..... Stick your middle finger through the hole and clean out your tailpipe with it. Drag the TP off your finger to clean it and discard. Now, use the little corner to clean the pooh out from under your fingernail. That is the ONLY way possible to wipe your hiney with 3 sheets of TP!
I have nothing clever to put here.
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I personally unroll until it hits the floor, do the wipe, then repeat. I'm a "looker". . . if the second swabbing didn't take care of it, I continue on until I'm happy with the results!
My girls (wife and two daughters) go through a lot. Although not as much as they used to since I started making them run the plunger when they over-used.
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Yep, 160, I am man enough to admit...I am a Folder! Isn't anything nastier than a breach in the TP barrier, then having to clean out under your fingernails! I FOLD and play it safe! I will let you in on the secret to using the "mountain money" from an MRE. First, fold the little wad of TP into 1/4's like this... Next, cut off one corner but do NOT throw it away..... Stick your middle finger through the hole and clean out your tailpipe with it. Drag the TP off your finger to clean it and discard. Now, use the little corner to clean the pooh out from under your fingernail. That is the ONLY way possible to wipe your hiney with 3 sheets of TP! That is a beautiful tutorial on the proper use of TP. Hopefully I won't have to live on MRE TP rations. . . but I like the way you think! The new "green" is "brown", who would've thunk it?!
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I was beginning to wonder if anyone was even reading this stuff.
I have nothing clever to put here.
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Next question, is you tp come off the roll over or under ?
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ALWAYS over for me. . . although I've heard arguments that if you have a cat that likes it, you go under so they can't unroll it all on you.
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[quote=160user] I will let you in on the secret to using the "mountain money" from an MRE. First, fold the little wad of TP into 1/4's like this... Next, cut off one corner but do NOT throw it away..... Stick your middle finger through the hole and clean out your tailpipe with it. Drag the TP off your finger to clean it and discard. Now, use the little corner to clean the pooh out from under your fingernail. That is the ONLY way possible to wipe your hiney with 3 sheets of TP! I was taught to do the same thing with a large Basswood leaf. Now THAT is really green. (Do not try this with a Poison Ivy leaf)
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Yep, 160, I am man enough to admit...I am a Folder! Isn't anything nastier than a breach in the TP barrier, then having to clean out under your fingernails! I FOLD and play it safe! I will let you in on the secret to using the "mountain money" from an MRE. First, fold the little wad of TP into 1/4's like this... Next, cut off one corner but do NOT throw it away..... Stick your middle finger through the hole and clean out your tailpipe with it. Drag the TP off your finger to clean it and discard. Now, use the little corner to clean the pooh out from under your fingernail. That is the ONLY way possible to wipe your hiney with 3 sheets of TP! I see you are hard at work....LOL good one though
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Cheryl Crow tried to convince Americans that just one leaf of TP was enough. We all know now why Lance Armstrong only dated her for a week....
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My two girls use it like it grows on trees or something.
I guess it's better than them out in the front yard dragging their tails like a dog with worms.
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ya lol, thats a good one. i don't need to wrap up like a mummy, but 3 ain't gonna cut it. back in the day ol Mr. Sears and Mr Roebuck put lots of thought and consideration into the reasoning and justification for having such extensive catalogs and the material in which they were printed on ... true pioneers and innovators in the early years of recycling and going green with page 232 I remember those days. Those shinny pages were slippery.
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Are we done with this now?
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Joined: Apr 2010
Posts: 73
Alaska
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Why, you ready to flush it?
Trapping and predator hunting since 1984: "So that others may live."
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Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY!
[Re: akpawpincher]
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07/08/11 02:31 PM
07/08/11 02:31 PM
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Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 17,862 MN
160user
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Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 17,862
MN
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Why, you ready to flush it? No. I left it as an "upper decker".
I have nothing clever to put here.
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Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY!
[Re: T-Rex]
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07/08/11 02:37 PM
07/08/11 02:37 PM
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Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 7,523 WI>>>MN >>>WI
T-Rex
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I have invented a turbine attached to the toilet paper holder. It powers a good portion of my lighting when women are in the house. While that is not much, it does offset the cost of the product by a bit. I have been challenged on my claim by a couple PM's. So, I've decided to come clean. (Is that a pun? Nah, don't think so) My claim is exaggerated by a bit. The turbine only provides enough power to run the bathroom cameras while the spool runs at the pre determined rpm.
Man who mistake shillelagh for fairy wand; see pixie dust, also.
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Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY!
[Re: greggsinthehouse]
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07/08/11 02:53 PM
07/08/11 02:53 PM
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Posts: 7,523 WI>>>MN >>>WI
T-Rex
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Im glad I aint got a woman living with me permanently, GEEZ! I don't think you have a thing to worry about.
Man who mistake shillelagh for fairy wand; see pixie dust, also.
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Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY!
[Re: Supergoose]
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07/08/11 05:30 PM
07/08/11 05:30 PM
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Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 616 NCSU, North Carolina
Ldsoldier
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Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 616
NCSU, North Carolina
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My two girls use it like it grows on trees or something. Well, it kind of does....
"A conservationist is one who is humbly aware that with each stroke [of the axe] he is writing his signature on the face of the land." Aldo Leopold
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Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY!
[Re: greggsinthehouse]
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07/08/11 05:47 PM
07/08/11 05:47 PM
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canvasback
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canvasback
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It's just toilet paper. It's cheap. $15.00 a week is pennies!!
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Re: Wow, women go through toilet paper like CRAZY!
[Re: larry sable guy]
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07/11/11 02:32 PM
07/11/11 02:32 PM
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Joined: Jun 2011
Posts: 2 Benton, Arkansas
Tala
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Joined: Jun 2011
Posts: 2
Benton, Arkansas
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You young bachelor types just don't get it. If there is nobody else in the house, you should schedule your eating so you are pooping at the job. Pap always said "there's nothing like getting paid by the your to take a dump!". I never really thought about getting paid to go....I always just figured I was saving myself a stinky bathroom at home. I don't know what all the OTHER girls do with the TP, I suspect it has more to do with makeup and such than actual potty breaks. Since I don't wear makeup or use it for other things like that, a 24 pack lasts the two of us like 3-4 months. We have 4 rolls on reserve still, so I passed up the TP aisle last payday. The way you guys are talking, those 4 rolls certainly wouldn't last your women more than 4 days! LOL I think you guys must have had my mom over......I swear! She only buys paper goods in bulk from Sam's Club. lol
Just when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
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