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#2829050 - 11/14/11 12:12 AM "Dog Burgers"
RiversNorth13 Offline

Registered: 11/04/10
Posts: 3444
Loc: Gitche Gumee Wisconsin

1 can dog food, prime grade
1/2 diced onion, yellow
1, 2 - 5 lbs. lean ground beef
Black freshly ground pepper
1/4 green pepper, finely diced
2 cloves garlic, minced
18 pitted med. olives (chopped)
1 egg
1 piece "12-grain" bread
Olive oil
Hot - sweet "Beaver Brand" mustard

What to do?

1. Call your doggie and feed him the dog food so he doesn't eat the hamburger!

2. Crumble the hamburger in a large bowl.

3. Tear up the bread in little pieces.

4. Add olives and a little splash of olive oil (but be careful not to get too much).

5. Add onions and green pepper, garlic, salt and pepper, catsup and dollop of mustard.

6. Break egg and add to hamburger mix (throw away shell!).

Mix it up thoroughly with your hands. If it's too dry, add catsup. If it's too well, add more bread crumbs (should be yucky gooey but not yucky yucky gooey).

Form into balls with your hands (do not over work).

Heat pan to medium heat with garlic in a little olive oil.

Put burgers in pan - cover and cook. Turn after 4 minutes. Pan will hiss and sizzle. Put one more dollop of mustard on before turning. Fry until done - then eat!

Simplify your methods to the point of perfection.

Become fast,efficient & effective.

The real "SECRET" to successful trapping.



#2871592 - 12/06/11 06:38 PM Re: "Dog Burgers" [Re: RiversNorth13]
12G Slug Offline

Registered: 11/22/10
Posts: 4
Loc: Michigan
now in not being a jerk...but why the dog food? i was expecting a yote burger at the least

#3086563 - 03/22/12 03:37 PM Re: "Dog Burgers" [Re: RiversNorth13]
Marsh Offline

Registered: 03/21/12
Posts: 61
Loc: Northwest Wisconsin
LOL. Wasn't sure where that title was going at first, but sounds good.
It's got to be a good day, I woke up.

#3121149 - 04/14/12 09:35 PM Re: "Dog Burgers" [Re: RiversNorth13]
1187 shooter Offline

Registered: 02/22/12
Posts: 206
Loc: Iowa
I'm going to have to pass...

#3231570 - 07/18/12 01:30 PM Re: "Dog Burgers" [Re: Marsh]
allen2 Offline

Registered: 07/15/12
Posts: 11
Loc: minnesota
Originally Posted By: marshstalker
LOL. Wasn't sure where that title was going at first, but sounds good.

hahaha i wasent ither!

#3231574 - 07/18/12 01:31 PM Re: "Dog Burgers" [Re: RiversNorth13]
allen2 Offline

Registered: 07/15/12
Posts: 11
Loc: minnesota
and dose sound pritty good. as long as its all cooked

#4284144 - 02/01/14 12:39 PM Re: "Dog Burgers" [Re: RiversNorth13]
crawdad crawford Offline

Registered: 09/01/11
Posts: 172
Loc: Indiana
seems i ate this one...i think they called it Meatloaf? lol wink
my redneck cancels out my blue collar #countryboycansurvive