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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #6433146
01/18/19 11:15 PM
01/18/19 11:15 PM
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Central NC
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don't make me slap the taste outa your mouth

don't look at me in that tone of voice


www.sevenoakstrappingsupplies.com for trap mods and gear
The 10 Commandments are not suggestions.
Buy a soldiers meal EVERY chance you can.

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #6433174
01/18/19 11:43 PM
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NE
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NE
Thats as screwed up as a soup sandwich

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #6433191
01/19/19 12:02 AM
01/19/19 12:02 AM
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Posts: 4,100
Bonner County, Idaho
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Bonner County, Idaho
Man, today it was colder than a well-digger's butt hole on the line.


Real name Eric
The sharpest hammer in the box of crayons.

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #6433192
01/19/19 12:02 AM
01/19/19 12:02 AM
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Bonner County, Idaho
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Bonner County, Idaho
She was about as pretty as mud on a white picket fence.


Real name Eric
The sharpest hammer in the box of crayons.

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #6433194
01/19/19 12:05 AM
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Posts: 3,557
lewis county,new york
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I'd rather pinch my nuts in a vise, hard telling not knowing.

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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #6433229
01/19/19 12:46 AM
01/19/19 12:46 AM
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Posts: 221
South Alabama
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South Alabama
Hot as a nanny goat in a pepper patch.

Hot as the door hinges in hades.

Scarce as hens teeth.

Tough as woodpecker lips.

Tough as Supermans kneecaps.

Cold as a Montana well diggers butt.

Cold as a witches breast in a brass brazier.

So ugly they'd have to slip up on the dipper just to get a drink.

Grinning like a mule eating briars.

It's so dry I saw a fire hydrant chasing a dog.

Sexy as plaid socks on a red rooster.

Dry as a powder house rat.

Crazy as a sprayed roach.

He's a few bricks shy of a full load.

Cute as a speckeled puppy.

Throats so dry I'm farting dust.

Go on outside and practice rolling around on the ground bleeding, I'll be there in just a minute.

Fast as greased lightening.

Dumb as a brick.

Broke as the ten commandments.

So broke they make their kids eat cereal with a fork so they can reuse the milk.

I'll be all over you like a duck on a junebug.

Sweating like he was writing a bad check.





Adopt the pace of nature, her secret is patience! Emerson
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #6433261
01/19/19 02:01 AM
01/19/19 02:01 AM
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Posts: 8,717
Nebraska, Dawson County
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You are educated beyond your intelligence. shocked




Charlie


Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and enthusiasm.

NRA Life Member ~ GOA Member ~ NFOA Member ~ UNMLA Member
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #6434597
01/20/19 10:28 AM
01/20/19 10:28 AM
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Kansas
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Kansas
Crazier than a peach orchard bull

Prettier than a bay pony

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #6434648
01/20/19 11:14 AM
01/20/19 11:14 AM
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Warren co Mo
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He's so dumb, his brain rattles like a rat turd in a shoe box!


If your mind draws a blank, turn off the sound, because ya can't learn a thing if you're doin all the talkin
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #6434694
01/20/19 12:07 PM
01/20/19 12:07 PM
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Posts: 1,742
In the south central Pa Mounta...
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In the south central Pa Mounta...
She’s uglier than a mud fence in a hurricane
He’s dumber than a stick
He’s got the mind of a grape
You eat poop and bark at the moon
The best part of you ran down your daddy’s leg
She was so ugly her mother even slapped her at birth
That’s slicker than cat poop on linoleum


I don’t trap because I want to
I trap because I have to
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #6434703
01/20/19 12:22 PM
01/20/19 12:22 PM
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47, do you want me to start? LOL!!! smile


jim
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: jctunnelrat] #6434729
01/20/19 12:46 PM
01/20/19 12:46 PM
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Posts: 14,306
Montana
USMC47 🦫 Offline OP
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Originally Posted by jctunnelrat
47, do you want me to start? LOL!!! smile

Jim, I'm afraid this thread would be deleted if you do. Or if you dewe. Lol.


The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle.

www.derricks-nm.com
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #6434741
01/20/19 12:56 PM
01/20/19 12:56 PM
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Posts: 2,794
100 Mile House, BC Can
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100 Mile House, BC Can
I trust him as far as I can dribble spit.


The only constant in trapping is change so keep learning.






Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #6434742
01/20/19 12:57 PM
01/20/19 12:57 PM
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Posts: 1,742
In the south central Pa Mounta...
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In the south central Pa Mounta...
He couldn’t fight his way out of a wet paper bag
Your breath smells like a thousand buffalo ran through and pooped
May your armpits be infested with a thousand ticks


I don’t trap because I want to
I trap because I have to
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #6434872
01/20/19 03:14 PM
01/20/19 03:14 PM
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Southwest Michigan
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Just because there's snow on the roof, don't mean the fire's out.

Hotter than a sweatband in a firefighter's helmet.

He's so cheap,he skins his farts for the hide and tallow. (From an old farmer)

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #6434968
01/20/19 04:54 PM
01/20/19 04:54 PM
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In the south central Pa Mounta...
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In the south central Pa Mounta...
He's so tight he squeaks when he walks (my bil) lol

Just because i'm old doesn't mean i'm dead (my mother said that once) lol

You're daddy j'od in a flower pot and got a blooming idiot

I'm as happy as a pig rolling in mud


Some one farted and someone said, that sounded wet, I said that's an electric fart, it has a lot of juice in it

Last edited by grayfox54; 01/20/19 05:02 PM.

I don’t trap because I want to
I trap because I have to
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #6434981
01/20/19 05:18 PM
01/20/19 05:18 PM
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Kenai AK
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I wish I could buy a few of you for your IQ and sell you for your body weight.


Originally Posted by Dirt
Originally Posted by Rat Masterson
Boco couldn't catch a cold.

But if he did, it would be Top Lot.
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #6435072
01/20/19 06:53 PM
01/20/19 06:53 PM
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Kentucky
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Kentucky
Drunker than Cooter Brown


It is what it is.
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #6435151
01/20/19 07:45 PM
01/20/19 07:45 PM
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Posts: 3,446
Houghton Lake, MI
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Houghton Lake, MI
Finer than frog hair

You can put lipstick on a pig but it's still a pig

Trying to make a silk purse from a sows ear.

We ain't building a church.


Wish I had more time to trap....
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #7062197
11/25/20 10:23 AM
11/25/20 10:23 AM
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Montana
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It ain’t hard. Not like we’re under-water BB stacking or something.


The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle.

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