Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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01/19/19 12:46 AM
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Posts: 221 South Alabama
North40R
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Hot as a nanny goat in a pepper patch.
Hot as the door hinges in hades.
Scarce as hens teeth.
Tough as woodpecker lips.
Tough as Supermans kneecaps.
Cold as a Montana well diggers butt.
Cold as a witches breast in a brass brazier.
So ugly they'd have to slip up on the dipper just to get a drink.
Grinning like a mule eating briars.
It's so dry I saw a fire hydrant chasing a dog.
Sexy as plaid socks on a red rooster.
Dry as a powder house rat.
Crazy as a sprayed roach.
He's a few bricks shy of a full load.
Cute as a speckeled puppy.
Throats so dry I'm farting dust.
Go on outside and practice rolling around on the ground bleeding, I'll be there in just a minute.
Fast as greased lightening.
Dumb as a brick.
Broke as the ten commandments.
So broke they make their kids eat cereal with a fork so they can reuse the milk.
I'll be all over you like a duck on a junebug.
Sweating like he was writing a bad check.
Adopt the pace of nature, her secret is patience! Emerson
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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01/19/19 02:01 AM
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Posts: 8,717 Nebraska, Dawson County
chas3457
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You are educated beyond your intelligence. Charlie
Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and enthusiasm.
NRA Life Member ~ GOA Member ~ NFOA Member ~ UNMLA Member
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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01/20/19 11:14 AM
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Posts: 1,622 Warren co Mo
hrdtoflw
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He's so dumb, his brain rattles like a rat turd in a shoe box!
If your mind draws a blank, turn off the sound, because ya can't learn a thing if you're doin all the talkin
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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01/20/19 12:07 PM
01/20/19 12:07 PM
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Posts: 1,742 In the south central Pa Mounta...
grayfox54
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She’s uglier than a mud fence in a hurricane He’s dumber than a stick He’s got the mind of a grape You eat poop and bark at the moon The best part of you ran down your daddy’s leg She was so ugly her mother even slapped her at birth That’s slicker than cat poop on linoleum
I don’t trap because I want to I trap because I have to
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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01/20/19 04:54 PM
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Posts: 1,742 In the south central Pa Mounta...
grayfox54
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He's so tight he squeaks when he walks (my bil) lol
Just because i'm old doesn't mean i'm dead (my mother said that once) lol
You're daddy j'od in a flower pot and got a blooming idiot
I'm as happy as a pig rolling in mud
Some one farted and someone said, that sounded wet, I said that's an electric fart, it has a lot of juice in it
Last edited by grayfox54; 01/20/19 05:02 PM.
I don’t trap because I want to I trap because I have to
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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01/20/19 05:18 PM
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Posts: 1,500 Kenai AK
KenaiKid
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I wish I could buy a few of you for your IQ and sell you for your body weight.
Boco couldn't catch a cold. But if he did, it would be Top Lot.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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01/20/19 06:53 PM
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Posts: 1,190 Kentucky
Abu65
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Drunker than Cooter Brown
It is what it is.
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em
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01/20/19 07:45 PM
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Posts: 3,446 Houghton Lake, MI
strike2x
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Finer than frog hair
You can put lipstick on a pig but it's still a pig
Trying to make a silk purse from a sows ear.
We ain't building a church.
Wish I had more time to trap....
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