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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3804938
05/18/13 09:55 AM 05/18/13 09:55 AM
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Posts: 14,312
Montana
USMC47 🦫 Offline OP
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Montana
Harder than trying to put lipstick on a chicken!

The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle.

www.derricks-nm.com
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3804945
05/18/13 10:01 AM 05/18/13 10:01 AM
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Posts: 81
Pa.
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"Ah Horse Feathers"

KA-BAR USMC 1st. Mar. Div. "67-69"
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3804951
05/18/13 10:06 AM 05/18/13 10:06 AM
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Montana
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Montana
Madder than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest

The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle.

www.derricks-nm.com
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3804952
05/18/13 10:08 AM 05/18/13 10:08 AM
Joined: Feb 2010
Posts: 91
western maine
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western maine
Looks like someone kicked your puppy.
Hotter then a hooker at church.
More bored then a blind man at a strip club.
As dry as a popcorn fart.
more tired then a hooker sunday morning.
As sharp as a 2x4.
As quick as a 3 legged turtle.
Its like dating a fat chick. It gets the job done but leaves a bad taste in your mouth. (my wifes cooking)
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3804956
05/18/13 10:10 AM 05/18/13 10:10 AM
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north west missouri
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handy as a pocket in your under wear,thats about as hard as trying to shove a wet noodle up a wild lions butt.

The more I do,The more I learn to love what I do. coyote(0)fox(0)coon(43)bobcat(0)badger(0)muskrat(o)beaver(0)opossum(2)mink(0)
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3804963
05/18/13 10:13 AM 05/18/13 10:13 AM
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New Hampshire
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It's hotter than the hinges of he'll

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3804966
05/18/13 10:15 AM 05/18/13 10:15 AM
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New Hampshire
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New Hampshire
That guy is 3 French fries short of a happy meal. !!!

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3804969
05/18/13 10:17 AM 05/18/13 10:17 AM
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New London Wiscinsin
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New London Wiscinsin
Harder than a Hickory Dick on a Hobby Horse

If guns kill people, pencils cause spelling mistakes!
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3805000
05/18/13 10:39 AM 05/18/13 10:39 AM
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Colchester IL
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He's nuttier than squirrel turds.
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3805004
05/18/13 10:41 AM 05/18/13 10:41 AM
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Idaho City, Idaho
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Idaho City, Idaho
So hard a cat couldn't scratch it.
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3805005
05/18/13 10:42 AM 05/18/13 10:42 AM
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Idaho City, Idaho
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Idaho City, Idaho
More complicated than Chinese math.
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3805008
05/18/13 10:43 AM 05/18/13 10:43 AM
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Idaho City, Idaho
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Idaho City, Idaho
Worthless as t!ts on a boar hog.
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3805013
05/18/13 10:45 AM 05/18/13 10:45 AM
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South Central Nebraska age 71
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Older then dirt and twice as crusty....

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing...

http://www.trapperman.com/forum/ubb...ting_wire_stretchers_LOT.html#Post795218

http://www.nebraskafurharvesters.com/

http://www.trapperman.com/forum/ubbthreads.php/topics/1459836.html#Post1459836

http://www.trapperman.com/forum/ubbthreads.php/topics/1463672.html#Post1463672
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3805017
05/18/13 10:47 AM 05/18/13 10:47 AM
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Idaho City, Idaho
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Idaho City, Idaho
He couldn't pour p!ss out of a boot if the directions were on the heel.
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3805021
05/18/13 10:49 AM 05/18/13 10:49 AM
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As scarce as Hen's teeth.

KA-BAR USMC 1st. Mar. Div. "67-69"
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3805027
05/18/13 10:52 AM 05/18/13 10:52 AM
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Idaho City, Idaho
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He couldn't hit a bull in the a$$ with a bass fiddle.
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3805030
05/18/13 10:54 AM 05/18/13 10:54 AM
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Nebraska
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Nebraska
he couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat.
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3805034
05/18/13 10:54 AM 05/18/13 10:54 AM
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Idaho City, Idaho
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If bullsh!t were music he would be a brass band.
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3805035
05/18/13 10:55 AM 05/18/13 10:55 AM
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Weston, WI USA
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Weston, WI USA
I'm so hungry I could eat the butthole out of a skunk.
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #3805044
05/18/13 10:59 AM 05/18/13 10:59 AM
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Idaho City, Idaho
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When I go hunting I don't take a gun---I just ugly 'em the death. I have to leave my wife at though---she tears 'em up to bad.
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