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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47] #3806821
05/19/13 08:32 PM
05/19/13 08:32 PM
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New Hampshire
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Buddah face.......everything is great ..Buttah Face


It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: Nessmuck] #3806868
05/19/13 08:58 PM
05/19/13 08:58 PM
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Minnesota
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Originally Posted By: Nessmuck
If brains were gasoline....you wouldn't have enough to put in an ants motorcycle to go half way around a BB.


Midwest version...If brains were gasoline you wouldn't have enough to fuel a [Please excuse my language... I'm an idiot] ants go-cart around a Cherrio. wink


Most 4-wheeler problems are caused by a loose nut that connects the handlebars to the seat!
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47] #3806997
05/19/13 10:26 PM
05/19/13 10:26 PM
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Wellston Michigan
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Wellston Michigan
thats as messed up as a football bat


"...see the losers in the best bars, meet the winners in the dives.."
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47] #3807047
05/19/13 10:55 PM
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Happier then a 2 peckerd billy goat in a pen full off nannies
hungrier thean a gut shot coyote

Last edited by bobbercrazy23; 05/19/13 10:56 PM.
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47] #3807078
05/19/13 11:15 PM
05/19/13 11:15 PM
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Posts: 4,945
West Tennessee
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Hotter than a fresh f'd fox in a forest fire!


Come November, critters will die!!!
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47] #3807086
05/19/13 11:23 PM
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He's so skinny he as to stand twice in the same place to make a decent shadow.
I'll bounce you so hi they'll have to shoot you to keep you from starving to death.
He's so tight you couldn't pull a needle out of his butt with a tractor.
fat chicks..warm in the winter, shade in the summer.


I can't believe that cop put me in the back seat when I clearly called shotgun.
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47] #3807089
05/19/13 11:26 PM
05/19/13 11:26 PM
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Arkansas
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If you told that girl to "haul @ss" she would have to make two trips.


Like a midget at a urinal, I'm on my toes.
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47] #3807090
05/19/13 11:28 PM
05/19/13 11:28 PM
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Arkansas
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Arkansas
Like a midget at a urinal I'm on my toes.


Like a midget at a urinal, I'm on my toes.
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47] #3807161
05/20/13 12:30 AM
05/20/13 12:30 AM
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La Crosse, WI
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So skinny if he turned sideways and hung his tongue out he'd look like a zipper.
I'm so broke if it cost a nickel to chit I'd have to vomit.
Goofier than a coot.
Has a face only a mother could love.
If you want to loose 50lbs of ugly fat? cut you head off!
If he had a brain he'd probably take it out and play with it.


Mac


"Never Forget Which Way Is Up"

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47] #3807202
05/20/13 03:00 AM
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Kentucky
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"Beats looking at the north end of a southbound mule."
Her butt is 2 1/2 axe handles across
"Put his brain in a humming bird, it would suck a mules a.. for a morning glory."
"Like a dose of salts through a widow woman."
"Thicker than the hair on a cats back."
"As full of crap as a Christmas goose on Thanksgiving."

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47] #3807211
05/20/13 05:02 AM
05/20/13 05:02 AM
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Central Ohio
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47] #3807256
05/20/13 07:25 AM
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Asheville, NC
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If he told you a rooster could pull a freight train, you had better hook him up.

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47] #3807268
05/20/13 07:39 AM
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Arkansas
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Arkansas
Harder than a preachers prick in a calves @ss.


Like a midget at a urinal, I'm on my toes.
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47] #3807274
05/20/13 07:48 AM
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Volant Pa.
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Volant Pa.
I have seen monkey crap fights in the zoo more organized!


don't worry over the smart ones. catch the dumb ones, they pay the same.

i can do it because i dont know that i cant.

Ný ˛igear leisg bodach brisg
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47] #3807277
05/20/13 07:55 AM
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linton indiana
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linton indiana
He is slower than pond water.



Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47] #3807301
05/20/13 08:33 AM
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Montana
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When faced with a decision where both choices are less than desireable.

It's like having a shark in one hand and an alligator in the other - they both gonna bite.


The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle.

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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47] #3807305
05/20/13 08:35 AM
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S/E Mich - N/W Ohio
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Champagne tastes on a beer budget.

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47] #3807306
05/20/13 08:35 AM
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Kittanning, Pa
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SLOWER THAN A BUS LOAD OF OLD WOMEN HEADED TO A BINGO GAME.
FITS LIKE A FIST IN THE A--.
IF YA PLANT CORN YA GET CORN.
THAT MUST'VE SCATTERED HIS CHICKENS.
WASN'T SLEEPING, JUST CHECKING MY EYE LIDS FOR CRACKS.
THAT BOY COULD WELD THE CRACK OF DAWN.
FEEL LIKE I JUST WALKED ON A PORN SET, TOTALLY UNDER GUNNED.
HE'S THE SMARTEST GUY ON THE SHORT BUS.


Small minds are tamed and subdued by misfortune, but great minds rise above them. -Washington Clark
FREE BILLYC
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47] #3807333
05/20/13 09:13 AM
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Fayette Co, Penna
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Some people would complain if you hung them with a new rope.

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47] #3807356
05/20/13 09:37 AM
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La Crosse, WI
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You'll never drown if you were meant to Hang!

Mac


"Never Forget Which Way Is Up"

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