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#5882020 - 04/20/17 11:03 AM Polish Jokes
Trapper7 Offline
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Registered: 12/27/06
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Ever wonder how all the polish jokes got started?

Years ago, the brunt of jokes were always associated with the Italians or the Poles. So, they decided to have a football game. The loser would have to be the victim of the jokes.

It was the 4th quarter of the football game. The score was 0-0. Then, a train came by and blew its whistle. The Poles thought the game was over and went home. Six plays later, the Italians scored.
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#5882035 - 04/20/17 11:19 AM Re: Polish Jokes [Re: Trapper7]
GREENCOUNTYPETE Offline
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Registered: 09/30/13
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you know they may not hear all those jokes outside the Midwest ,but you can bet I heard a lot.
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#5882038 - 04/20/17 11:21 AM Re: Polish Jokes [Re: GREENCOUNTYPETE]
Trapper7 Offline
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Originally Posted By: GREENCOUNTYPETE
you know they may not hear all those jokes outside the Midwest ,but you can bet I heard a lot.


And don't forget the Ole & Sven jokes.
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#5882111 - 04/20/17 01:48 PM Re: Polish Jokes [Re: Trapper7]
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Registered: 02/22/10
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Lol, i remember those jokes being the normal, and being called a pole if ya done something stupid.

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#5882120 - 04/20/17 02:03 PM Re: Polish Jokes [Re: Trapper7]
Tweed Offline
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Registered: 12/31/16
Posts: 679
Loc: Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Originally Posted By: Trapper7
Ever wonder how all the polish jokes got started?

Years ago, the brunt of jokes were always associated with the Italians or the Poles. So, they decided to have a football game. The loser would have to be the victim of the jokes.

It was the 4th quarter of the football game. The score was 0-0. Then, a train came by and blew its whistle. The Poles thought the game was over and went home. Six plays later, the Italians scored.


laugh

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#5882121 - 04/20/17 02:03 PM Re: Polish Jokes [Re: Trapper7]
Tweed Offline
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Registered: 12/31/16
Posts: 679
Loc: Milwaukee, Wisconsin
And it still took the dagos 6 plays to score!

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#5882122 - 04/20/17 02:06 PM Re: Polish Jokes [Re: hippie]
Trapper7 Offline
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Originally Posted By: hippie
Lol, i remember those jokes being the normal, and being called a pole if ya done something stupid.



My uncle's last name ended in "ski" and he told more polish jokes than anybody I know. This was one of his favorites.
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#5882135 - 04/20/17 02:26 PM Re: Polish Jokes [Re: Trapper7]
Art S Offline
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Registered: 05/22/11
Posts: 575
Loc: Pa
Do you know why so many Poles end their name with ski?
no one in the country could spell toboggan. laugh

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#5882138 - 04/20/17 02:31 PM Re: Polish Jokes [Re: Trapper7]
GREENCOUNTYPETE Offline
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Originally Posted By: Trapper7
Originally Posted By: GREENCOUNTYPETE
you know they may not hear all those jokes outside the Midwest ,but you can bet I heard a lot.


And don't forget the Ole & Sven jokes.


no most certainly can not for get Sven and Ole

but next thing you know your going to have to explain the game of sheepshead and then people will understand none of us were playing with a full deck.


or that if you ask a small town Wisconsin boy what the 4 major religions are you will likely hear Catholic , Lutheran , Congregational and Methodist.


Edited by GREENCOUNTYPETE (04/20/17 02:35 PM)
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#5882151 - 04/20/17 02:59 PM Re: Polish Jokes [Re: Trapper7]
ccoyote Offline
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Registered: 04/10/09
Posts: 1130
Loc: benton cty, Minnesota
what do you call three polaks in an elevator?

A Ski lift!

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#5882188 - 04/20/17 03:44 PM Re: Polish Jokes [Re: Trapper7]
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Registered: 12/26/06
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Loc: Port Republic South Jersey
Never heard a Sven and Ole till I started doing Trapper Conventions.Up in the far north.
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#5882316 - 04/20/17 06:32 PM Re: Polish Jokes [Re: Newt]
Tweed Offline
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Loc: Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Originally Posted By: Newt
Never heard a Sven and Ole till I started doing Trapper Conventions.Up in the far north.


That would be "da fa nort"

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#5882552 - 04/20/17 09:41 PM Re: Polish Jokes [Re: Trapper7]
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#5882659 - 04/21/17 02:49 AM Re: Polish Jokes [Re: Trapper7]
mike jerrell Offline
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Registered: 01/23/07
Posts: 3345
Loc: Mississippi
Down here its redneck jokes,We dont have many pollacks,but I have known many and never met a dumb one. I have known some dingy blondes though.
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#5882661 - 04/21/17 03:44 AM Re: Polish Jokes [Re: Trapper7]
remrogers Offline
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Registered: 03/11/07
Posts: 628
Loc: NW Oregon
A friend, back in Colorado, was from Warsaw, Poland and he liked polish jokes. He told me the only problem was that half of them were true.

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#5882664 - 04/21/17 04:04 AM Re: Polish Jokes [Re: LAtrapper]
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Registered: 12/23/06
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Loc: Southwestern Wisconsin
Originally Posted By: LAtrapper


Thanks for the Ole & Sven jokes. This will produce smiles around the back table at the Unique Café here for the next several months.
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#5882815 - 04/21/17 08:02 AM Re: Polish Jokes [Re: Muskrat]
Hern Offline
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Registered: 12/29/06
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Loc: Pennsyltucky
I worked with a big Polish fella, John.
At lunch, another fella, Benny, would always tell Polish jokes. Needle, needle, needle.
One Day, John said to everyone in the lunch room, 'What's black & blue and lays in the gutter?'
Benny said, 'What?'
John replied, 'The next SOB that tells a Polish joke.'
True story, never another joke at lunch time.

Not so true story...
Pa. Fish Commission bred a Coho Salmon with a Walleye.
This hybrid was called a Co-wal.
Co-wal wasn't gamey enough, so Fish Commission bred the Co-wal to a Muskie
They got a Co-wal-ski
But couldn't teach it how to swim

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#5882838 - 04/21/17 08:27 AM Re: Polish Jokes [Re: Trapper7]
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Registered: 12/25/06
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Loc: La Crosse, WI
You guys forgot about Ollie & Lena!
Ollie and Lena are driving into town from the farm on date night. There is a Momma skunk crossing the road with bunch of little one. Ollie tried to swerve and miss them but hits and kills the momma skunk.
Lena feels bad and demands that Ollie stop the truck. She gets out gathers up the little skunks in her skirt and climbs back in da cab. So now she sitting in the truck with the six little skunks in her lap and says to Ollie.
" Ya kno Ollie Ve can't just leave dem here, we will half ta keep dem and raise dem!" "But Ollie? vhat do ya tink about da smell?"
Ollie looks over at them six little skunks nested in Lean's lap and says!
" Vell I got usea ta it! I guess day Vill!"

Mac
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#5882843 - 04/21/17 08:32 AM Re: Polish Jokes [Re: Trapper7]
trapper les Offline
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Posts: 12050
Loc: williams,mn
Dang it Macthediver, you might be a pole...that's Ole, not Ollie .
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#5882847 - 04/21/17 08:32 AM Re: Polish Jokes [Re: Trapper7]
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Posts: 5752
Loc: New Hampshire
How can you tell your in a Polish bathroom.............the toilet paper is hanging up to dry
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