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#5882278 - 04/20/17 05:53 PM senior joke
Hydropillar Offline
trapper

Registered: 03/06/10
Posts: 789
Loc: South Dakota
A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price.

Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modelling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'

He never heard the shot.

Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin.

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#5882279 - 04/20/17 05:56 PM Re: senior joke [Re: Hydropillar]
Bruce T Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/24/06
Posts: 22164
Loc: Northern Maine
Lol
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2017 goals:
100 muskrats
20 mink
5 otter
1 bobcat

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#5882360 - 04/20/17 07:17 PM Re: senior joke [Re: Hydropillar]
rags57078 Offline
Humorist

Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 7188
Loc: se SD
LMAO
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Fish on !!!!!!!

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42 years in this game of trapping

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#5882855 - 04/21/17 08:41 AM Re: senior joke [Re: Hydropillar]
seniortrap Offline
trapper

Registered: 05/25/12
Posts: 2893
Loc: michigan,USA
"Here's looking at you Babe"!

grin
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Vietnam--1967 46th. Const./Combat Engineers

"Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction."
"After the first shot, all plans go out the window!"

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#5883002 - 04/21/17 12:11 PM Re: senior joke [Re: Hydropillar]
Dewey NY Offline
trapper

Registered: 08/22/16
Posts: 238
Loc: Central New York
Dang..... LOL

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#5883125 - 04/21/17 03:15 PM Re: senior joke [Re: Hydropillar]
Deadwolf Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/13/09
Posts: 542
Loc: Mn
LOL! I passed this joke onto the wife,she laughed. I'll take that laugh as a warning.

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