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#5883031 - 04/21/17 01:06 PM Understanding a women
Deadwolf Offline
trapper

Registered: 12/13/09
Posts: 526
Loc: Mn
They will drive a man crazy trying to understand their incomplete answers. Been married 30 some yrs and still don't get a definite answer. At least one i don't understand.

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#5883034 - 04/21/17 01:11 PM Re: Understanding a women [Re: Deadwolf]
Lazarus Offline
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Registered: 03/21/12
Posts: 615
Loc: Nevadafornia
Wait a minute . . . you've been married 30+ years and you're still operating under the assumption that you'll understand a woman. Didn't your dad have "the talk" with you before you got married?

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#5883037 - 04/21/17 01:13 PM Re: Understanding a women [Re: Deadwolf]
Deadwolf Offline
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Registered: 12/13/09
Posts: 526
Loc: Mn
LOL! No, Mom didn't give him a chance.

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#5883039 - 04/21/17 01:15 PM Re: Understanding a women [Re: Deadwolf]
Lazarus Offline
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Registered: 03/21/12
Posts: 615
Loc: Nevadafornia
Originally Posted By: Deadwolf
LOL! No, Mom didn't give him a chance.


Ah, there you go. I assumed that's what deer camp was for.

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#5883043 - 04/21/17 01:25 PM Re: Understanding a women [Re: Deadwolf]
Deadwolf Offline
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Registered: 12/13/09
Posts: 526
Loc: Mn
With Mom running a business, Dad working construction and then helping Mom with the business. There was no time for deer camp.I hunted alone.

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#5883054 - 04/21/17 01:43 PM Re: Understanding a women [Re: Deadwolf]
MikeTraps2 Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 1350
Loc: Ames, IA
Will Rogers said it best "There's two theories to arguing with a woman, neither one works!"
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Far better is it to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure

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#5883112 - 04/21/17 02:56 PM Re: Understanding a women [Re: MikeTraps2]
Deadwolf Offline
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Registered: 12/13/09
Posts: 526
Loc: Mn
Originally Posted By: MikeTraps2
Will Rogers said it best "There's two theories to arguing with a woman, neither one works!"


LOL! I couldn't let my wifes answer stand without translation. A female friend of mine translated it for me. If they would stop speaking in riddles,it would make living with them so much easier.

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#5883123 - 04/21/17 03:13 PM Re: Understanding a women [Re: Deadwolf]
robert.d12 Offline
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Registered: 10/13/15
Posts: 480
Loc: Fingerlakes New York
Just use google translate! smile
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#5883136 - 04/21/17 03:52 PM Re: Understanding a women [Re: Deadwolf]
Canvasback2 Offline
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Registered: 07/15/16
Posts: 269
Loc: NY
Best one I heard from a Woman was this : " IF I HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOU, THEN YOU OBVIOUSLY WERE NOT LISTENING !! "

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#5883137 - 04/21/17 03:56 PM Re: Understanding a women [Re: Canvasback2]
MikeTraps2 Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 1350
Loc: Ames, IA
How about the classic "You know what I am upset about!" - dang it woman if I knew I wouldn't friggin ask!
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#5883139 - 04/21/17 03:59 PM Re: Understanding a women [Re: Deadwolf]
ol' dad Offline
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Registered: 12/19/07
Posts: 597
Loc: Lincoln County, Missouri
Just think of a man, then take away reason and accountability.

Ol'dad
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#5883143 - 04/21/17 04:05 PM Re: Understanding a women [Re: Deadwolf]
ou812 Offline
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Registered: 01/06/07
Posts: 260
Loc: Iowa
And just when a guy gets his woman figured out, she will invariably change the rules on him.
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#5883161 - 04/21/17 04:39 PM Re: Understanding a women [Re: Deadwolf]
LDW Offline
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Registered: 03/12/16
Posts: 312
Loc: N.E. Nebr
I never could understand mine. So I got rid of her 17 years ago. Life is good.

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#5883200 - 04/21/17 05:03 PM Re: Understanding a women [Re: Deadwolf]
adam m Offline
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Registered: 02/11/14
Posts: 9760
Loc: nm




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#5883243 - 04/21/17 06:29 PM Re: Understanding a women [Re: Deadwolf]
Klemke Offline
trapper

Registered: 05/21/13
Posts: 335
Loc: Allegan MI
Ive heard it put " trying to understand a woman is like trying to figure out what color the number seven smells like" in makes no sense and just can't be done!

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#5883271 - 04/21/17 06:54 PM Re: Understanding a women [Re: Deadwolf]
Bruce T Offline
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Registered: 12/24/06
Posts: 21060
Loc: Northern Maine
Even out of hearing 100 miles in the woods by themselves the man is still wrong crazy
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#5883275 - 04/21/17 07:00 PM Re: Understanding a women [Re: Deadwolf]
oneoldboot Offline
trapper

Registered: 08/16/14
Posts: 235
Loc: South Central PA

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#5883285 - 04/21/17 07:13 PM Re: Understanding a women [Re: Deadwolf]
MB750 Offline
trapper

Registered: 07/09/10
Posts: 1191
Loc: Idaville, Indiana
Now you understand why I am divorced.
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#5883296 - 04/21/17 07:18 PM Re: Understanding a women [Re: Deadwolf]
Bruce T Offline
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Registered: 12/24/06
Posts: 21060
Loc: Northern Maine
Lol....I was getting close but wife is starting to come around now.
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#5883301 - 04/21/17 07:20 PM Re: Understanding a women [Re: Deadwolf]
ShaneT Offline
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Registered: 10/13/12
Posts: 3500
Loc: Louisiana
If you coulda seen the look on my face when I read the title....
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