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#6156170 - 02/12/18 09:22 PM Re: let's hear them [Re: adam m]
adam m Offline
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Registered: 02/11/14
Posts: 13277
Loc: nm
One time we filled (I mean really filled) a friends desk and cabinets with tootsie rolls. She HATE tootsie rolls.

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#6156176 - 02/12/18 09:29 PM Re: let's hear them [Re: adam m]
Pawnee Offline
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Registered: 12/12/17
Posts: 183
Loc: Kansas
When I was about 11 years old my little brother came to me and ask what he needed to do because his butt was chapped. I gave him a tube of BENGAY and told him to apply liberally. When I heard him screaming I ran into the bathroom. He was sitting in the sink with the cold water running on his rear end. My father was not impressed and my butt hurt worse after he got done with the belt, but it was worth it smile kinda feel bad about it, but not really


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#6156207 - 02/12/18 10:11 PM Re: let's hear them [Re: adam m]
20scout Offline
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Registered: 11/27/17
Posts: 235
Loc: West Central MN
Several years ago I was laid off one snowy winter but managed to stay busy blowing out driveways. Seems that we got 2"-3" every few days so no sooner finished and had to start all over again. Friends had just moved into a new place and I couldn't resist doing something nice for them like blowing out their driveway. Buddies brother, for whatever reason, parked an old car in their yard just off the driveway and every time I cleaned out the driveway I would move over towards the car. Slowly the car started to "creep" into the driveway but in reality I was just moving the driveway over. By mid-winter the car was centered in the driveway and they had to go around the other side of the car. Understandably the wife was quite upset that her brother-in-law would have the nerve to park his car in the middle of the driveway like that! By spring the old car was no longer an issue as it was now on the other side and the wife was once again at ease. That is until the snow began to melt and they realised they where driving on their lawn.....
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#6156216 - 02/12/18 10:19 PM Re: let's hear them [Re: adam m]
paradork Offline
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Registered: 09/02/12
Posts: 100
Loc: Northern MI
I'd pull the phantom crapper. Ya go to the bar, drink regular beer and brew up a good number 2. Sneak into the house and drop said number 2 in the guest bathroom. Leave the seat down. Write phantom crapper on a sticky note and put that under the lid to be seen when the lid is lifted. Takes the right opportunity but can be funny. I spent 3 days saying I gotta install a fan in the master bathroom before I found it.
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#6156256 - 02/12/18 11:43 PM Re: let's hear them [Re: Mike in A-town]
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Registered: 12/31/06
Posts: 18353
Loc: Minnesota
Originally Posted By: Mike in A-town
Double sided carpet tape on the toilet seat.

Mike
The best!
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#6156264 - 02/12/18 11:59 PM Re: let's hear them [Re: adam m]
foxhunter52 Offline
trapper

Registered: 11/27/14
Posts: 53
Loc: Utah
A gal here in town put a syringe full of pure skunk juice between the weather stripping into the cab of here ex's pick up.

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#6156273 - 02/13/18 12:32 AM Re: let's hear them [Re: adam m]
ToTheWoods Offline
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Registered: 12/29/13
Posts: 569
Loc: St. Croix County, Wisconsin
My old neighbor (Vikings fan) asked me (Packers fan) to watch his house while he was gone for 4 or 5 days. While he was gone I fertilized a huge Packer "G" in his front yard. Both of our front yards sloped toward the road. Not so apparent in September but come late October early November it was the only green spot in the yard. To add insult to injury it was also the first thing to green up in the spring.

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#6156280 - 02/13/18 01:47 AM Re: let's hear them [Re: adam m]
Ryan McLeod Offline
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Registered: 02/09/14
Posts: 1250
Loc: NWT
I used to carry a broken spring or bolt when I hunted with friends. Travelling along looking for wolves and wolverine I would trail behind my buddies and when we stop For a break I would say I found this piece on the trail. Sometimes as many as four guys would go from standing and looking around to on the ground checking their suspensions hoping itís not from their machine.
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#6156303 - 02/13/18 05:09 AM Re: let's hear them [Re: adam m]
wamp Offline
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Registered: 12/25/06
Posts: 739
Loc: indiana
Friend of mine put oral gel on the rim of glasses them put them in the refreg, to chill. Filled with beer and serve after a while beer was running down the guest chins
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#6156324 - 02/13/18 05:39 AM Re: let's hear them [Re: adam m]
vermontster Offline
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Registered: 03/23/14
Posts: 328
Loc: vermont
I had a coworker that moved up from NY city. He and his wife bought a house in a development. He called me and asked for help starting his lawn push lawn mower. I went over to help him. He had never mowed a lawn before lived in the city all his life 35 years. I told him he could jump start it by running down the road and pulling the cord to start it. It was hilarious all the neighbors were out doing yard work and all of them laughing and pointing. He pushed the mower back and i then showed him how to use it. We still laugh about. He said to me wait till i get you into the city! That will never happen.
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#6156375 - 02/13/18 07:20 AM Re: let's hear them [Re: adam m]
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Registered: 02/23/09
Posts: 7922
Loc: California
Jack the back of the truck up 1/8".
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#6156378 - 02/13/18 07:25 AM Re: let's hear them [Re: paradork]
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Registered: 02/23/09
Posts: 7922
Loc: California
Originally Posted By: paradork
I'd pull the phantom crapper. Ya go to the bar, drink regular beer and brew up a good number 2. Sneak into the house and drop said number 2 in the guest bathroom. Leave the seat down. Write phantom crapper on a sticky note and put that under the lid to be seen when the lid is lifted. Takes the right opportunity but can be funny. I spent 3 days saying I gotta install a fan in the master bathroom before I found it.
An "upper decker" is when you do it in the water tank of the terlit. It keeps on giving every time they flush. Learned that from a state trooper.
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#6156384 - 02/13/18 07:28 AM Re: let's hear them [Re: adam m]
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Registered: 02/23/09
Posts: 7922
Loc: California
Hang a dead coon in the engine cavity of a truck. Nuff said.
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#6156414 - 02/13/18 07:56 AM Re: let's hear them [Re: adam m]
goatman Offline
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Registered: 09/13/11
Posts: 163
Loc: IL
Grease on the wipers. Get a bale of straw. Put in cab and cut the strings. Not that I've ever done that sort of thing.

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#6156453 - 02/13/18 08:46 AM Re: let's hear them [Re: adam m]
DaYooper14 Offline
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Registered: 03/03/16
Posts: 466
Loc: North Carolina
Saran wrap over the toilet below the seat
Peanut butter under car handles
Hide alarm clocks around the house that go off at different times
Leave carmalized onions in the fridge in the fall
Create custom text shortcuts/auto corrects on the phone for normal words
Oreo cookies filling replaced w/ toothpaste
re-arrange someones entire closet & drawers
add red dye tablets in faucet caps
to name a few wink
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#6156499 - 02/13/18 09:37 AM Re: let's hear them [Re: adam m]
pcr2 Offline
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Registered: 05/17/10
Posts: 9561
Loc: potter co. p.a.
get your best bud in a crowded store and holler over as you walk out the door."hey,don't forget the condoms and lube."
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#6156519 - 02/13/18 10:03 AM Re: let's hear them [Re: adam m]
huntrap247 Offline
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Registered: 02/16/13
Posts: 1144
Loc: Northern Illinois
Traveling with family or friends we sometimes rode three (all guys) in the front of a pickup.

When you were stopped at a light and there was a bunch of cars/people around, the third man ridding shotgun would bend down and hide, while reaching over and blowing the horn so everyone looked.
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#6156522 - 02/13/18 10:08 AM Re: let's hear them [Re: adam m]
pcr2 Offline
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Registered: 05/17/10
Posts: 9561
Loc: potter co. p.a.
grin
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#6156531 - 02/13/18 10:15 AM Re: let's hear them [Re: adam m]
huntrap247 Offline
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Registered: 02/16/13
Posts: 1144
Loc: Northern Illinois
Some of these are great!

And some of you'll can't have any friends left!
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#6156545 - 02/13/18 10:39 AM Re: let's hear them [Re: adam m]
Cur Dog Online   happy
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Registered: 01/13/13
Posts: 165
Loc: Arena Wisconsin
A large zip tie on the driveshaft.
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