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Re: let's hear them [Re: adam m] #6156552
02/13/18 04:47 PM
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A friend once put a plastic car battery shell on my driveway filled with water and tipped it on it's side so the water ran out of it on my driveway. When I looked out the window in the morning and saw a battery on my driveway with what I thought was acid leaking all over I almost crapped....actually I was in my bathroom at the time so I really did (in the toilet this time).


I'm just happy to be here! Today I'm as young as I'll ever be and and older than I've ever been before!
Re: let's hear them [Re: adam m] #6156574
02/13/18 05:16 PM
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Put the sugar in the salt shaker and the salt in the sugar bowl. Nailed my sister with this one when was a kid, but dad didn't think salt in his coffee was to funny.
Dennis


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Re: let's hear them [Re: adam m] #6156677
02/13/18 07:27 PM
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West Central MN
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Place a ball of window putty they use to seal car windows with on the tread of victims front tire. As soon as they start rolling the putty becomes more or less unremovable and throws the wheel out of alignment. The steering wheel shakes uncontrollably until the putty is warn off which could take awhile depending upon the amount applied. Doesn't hurt the vehicle any but really irritating for the driver.


Common sense is a not a vegetable that does well in everyone's garden.
Re: let's hear them [Re: adam m] #6156696
02/13/18 08:18 PM
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There was a guy in town that had an early 50's Chevy van [the kind you could start without a key]. He would hang one on about once a week, and when he did we would steal it and plow it into the deepest snow bank we could find. The people in town just thought old Blinky got hammered again and run her in the ditch.

Re: let's hear them [Re: USMC47] #6156714
02/13/18 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted By: USMC47
Jack the back of the truck up 1/8".
Wish this would have worked on my dad. a couple friends and I did this to my dads truck. We called from a bar within view of his driveway and told him that a preety young thing was flashing her "talent" all over the bar. Seconds later he came out of the house, jumped in the truck. When the truck didn't move he wasted no time putting the truck in 4x4 jumping off the blocks and down the road.

Re: let's hear them [Re: adam m] #6156715
02/13/18 08:33 PM
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I was at the store one time and I saw a buddy of mine walk in but he didn't se me. When I was checking out I told the cashier I saw a guy puting things in his pocket and described what my buddy was wearing and looked like to her. I talked to him later and he said they hassled him for 20 minutes before they let him leave!

Re: let's hear them [Re: adam m] #6156719
02/13/18 08:35 PM
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We also did this to our principle for homecoming our jr year. The following year we pulled all the tires off and chained them to the lightpost on the opposite side of the parking lot. We pulled both of thesee off during a engines class with the aide of our shop teacher whom later became the principle himself.

Re: let's hear them [Re: adam m] #6156752
02/13/18 09:09 PM
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Wyoming County Pa.
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Lost a $25 Bet one time. So I paid it all in penny's frozen at different levels in a 5 gallon buckets.


2018/2019 Trapping Season
17-Raccoons
18-Possums
4 -Skunks
1 -Porcupine
Re: let's hear them [Re: adam m] #6156763
02/13/18 09:24 PM
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Wyoming County Pa.
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Used to Archery Hunt a farm with a guy that would bring his Quad to get to his stand. He would show up in the morning drop his tail gate and install his ramps. He would come back after dark and drive up the ramps and close his tail gate in the dark. Made a sign up that said Honk if your Gay too. He found the sign a week later and wasn't happy. Especially because he lived in the city and a alot of people were honking at him.


2018/2019 Trapping Season
17-Raccoons
18-Possums
4 -Skunks
1 -Porcupine
Re: let's hear them [Re: adam m] #6156791
02/13/18 10:02 PM
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Hooked those pull string fireworks onto every cabinet, toilet seat and door in a buddies house after he passed out one night. His wife is still gun shy.

Re: let's hear them [Re: adam m] #6156796
02/13/18 10:06 PM
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Another one about my coworker from NY city. 30 years ago saw an add in the local paper. It was for a coming out of the closet ( gay )potluck dinner. I wrote a letter using my coworkers name. Told them about being married with kids but needed to come out of the closet. Explained i was afraid to do so. asked if it would be made public who attended? Well the group putting on the dinner responded back to him. When his wife opened the letter and called to ask about it. He was confused for a moment wondering what was going on trying to convince her it was a mistake and not him. I could hear the one side of the conversation. He turned in my direction and i said is she calling about your dinner plan's. Then he knew what had happened. Now we both pranked each other all the time always trying to out do the other. This is what he did to me before my prank. I had gone out to the bars and hooked up with some girl ( i used to drink alot in my younger days) and had told him all about how i could not remember much about it. A few days later he has a buddy of his start calling me at work saying that i had been with his wife and he was going to blow my head off. He hatched this plan when a guy came in to work looking for me to tell me i had won a dbl Hatfield 20 ga shotgun. I had bought a raffle ticket from him at his gun shop. He told my coworker he would bring the gun and paper work to me in two days. My coworker had worked me up about this guy coming to blow my head off. All of a sudden my coworker comes to the back of the store telling me to run. He says there is some guy pulled a shotgun out of his truck and is coming the front. I dam near killed myself running out the back. He stood at the back door laughing and saying that it was a gun i had won in a raffle.


The bitterness of poor quality last a lot longer than the sweetness of low price
Re: let's hear them [Re: adam m] #6156862
02/13/18 11:18 PM
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One time my buddy and I borrowed his sisters halloween severed foot and used red car model paint for blood and placed the foot sticking out of the trunk of my car. We cruised all day around town. Naturally some people were scared others laughed. A few days later my buddy used the foot in his delivery truck, he got pulled over the cop didn't find it funny since "it looked real" laugh.

Re: let's hear them [Re: adam m] #6156964
02/14/18 01:15 AM
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Re: let's hear them [Re: adam m] #6156993
02/14/18 01:41 AM
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A thin layer of powdered sugar on the clean white sheets is great one.
Boil the eggs and then put them back in the container and back in the fridge.
Toast all the bread and then put it back in bag.
Fill all the kitchen drawers with popcorn.
Put small fine glittery confetti in the car heater vents.
Put something on the toilet paper.
Short sheeting the bed?
Turn the fridge colder temp setting
Saran wrap on the toilet is a great one
Alum powder in the toothpaste tube
Shoe black on the rim of the binoculars is a classic
I love those little exploding loads in ciggarettes too.
Don't forget to fill out the mail in requests for your buddies too. They will get all kinds of offers for new windows, siding, religious stuff, samples of stuff, etc.


Jim

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Re: let's hear them [Re: jabNE] #6157006
02/14/18 01:55 AM
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My Boss (now retired) had a friend who had just retired. A couple of the friends buddies ran an ad in the local shopper that said something like "Retired man is bored, looking for something to do. Call Joe at xxx-xxxx. Will roto-till your garden for free." His phone wouldn't stop ringing. grin


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Re: let's hear them [Re: adam m] #6157049
02/14/18 02:25 AM
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Fingerlakes New York
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taping the sprayer nozzle next to the kitchen faucet on, so that whoever turns it on gets soaked. The best part is when they jump back out of the water but it is still getting the kitchen wet and they have to get wet a second time to shut it off. laugh


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Re: let's hear them [Re: adam m] #6157113
02/14/18 03:11 AM
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If ya like em - grease your buddies rear tire, if ya don't like em grease the front tire( motorcycle). Here's one that'll take minute to tell, Suze told me not to do it but she laughed like heck when I did. Fontana, Ca, there are two TA truck stops there, just across the exit from each other. The back two parking rows are 'party row', the working ladies & gentleman that engage them are pretty much left alone as long as crime don't get out of hand. BUT, when party row is full and all the clients are satisfied the working ladies holler on the CB radio and then run out between trucks, jump on the passenger side of the customer's slow moving truck they have contacted and enter the truck. It's just funny, hot chick in a mini skirt & cowgirl boots running and jumping on a moving tractor/trailer. Well, me being me with my perverse sense of humor & with a not little malice from being woke up in the middle of the night from these working ladies wanting to know if 'I wanted a little company?'. So I greased the passenger door handle and step and hollered ' I be thru in a minute darlin, jump & sit' . They jumped and they sat, just not in the passenger seat. It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a flying ;$8?;". Still cracks me up.


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Re: let's hear them [Re: K-zoo] #6157119
02/14/18 03:15 AM
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Originally Posted By: K-zoo
My Boss (now retired) had a friend who had just retired. A couple of the friends buddies ran an ad in the local shopper that said something like "Retired man is bored, looking for something to do. Call Joe at xxx-xxxx. Will roto-till your garden for free." His phone wouldn't stop ringing. grin


One of the senior classes took a picture of the principal's truck and posted it for sale on Craigslist... At a really great price. And posted the school's office number as the contact.

Mike


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Vladimir Lenin
Re: let's hear them [Re: adam m] #6157125
02/14/18 03:22 AM
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West Central MN
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Fill a plastic trash bag about half full of styrofoam peanuts and tie shut. Place it in the dryer for about 5-10 minutes. Empty contents of bag inside victims vehicle. Statically charged peanuts will stick everywhere and making it extremely difficult to remove. Works better if they are in a hurry to go someplace....


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Re: let's hear them [Re: adam m] #6157168
02/14/18 04:13 AM
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One of my personal favorites:
i mashed a sheet of fiberglass insulation around in a buddy's sheets while he was on a date with a new girl and then disposed of it. Took catfish stink bait and smeared it on top of the fan blades in his house with a butter knife. They woke up itchy the next morning all full of regrets. grin He tore his house apart trying to figure out where that smell was coming from.

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