Buisness quotes
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03/19/18 09:20 PM
03/19/18 09:20 PM
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rags57078
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Humorist
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Humorist
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Posts: 9,664
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IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER THAT READ:
"We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you."
AT AN OPTOMETRIST'S OFFICE:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
ON A PLUMBER'S TRUCK:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip.
Call your plumber."
At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary.
We hear you coming."
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit... Stay.."
At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully.
We'll wait."
In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
Sign on the back of a Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This truck is full of Political Promises."
Off in my own world
Fish on !!!!!!!
47 years in this game of trapping
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Re: Buisness quotes
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#6193279
03/20/18 09:00 AM
03/20/18 09:00 AM
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Posts: 28,978
potter co. p.a.
pcr2
"Twerker"
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"Twerker"
Joined: May 2010
Posts: 28,978
potter co. p.a.
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landscaping company for pot smokers-stone d creations
fire dept-you light em,we fight em.
ambulance-you maul em we haul em
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Re: Buisness quotes
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#6194040
03/20/18 08:29 PM
03/20/18 08:29 PM
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Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 3,223
Midlands South Carolina
SGT. C
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trapper
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 3,223
Midlands South Carolina
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We're #1 in the #2 business.
Getting old is a fatal mistake
Always looking for reloading componets
I know a beaver or two, because I've seen a beaver or two
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Re: Buisness quotes
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#6194206
03/20/18 10:24 PM
03/20/18 10:24 PM
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Posts: 8,345
Firth, Nebraska
jabNE
trapper
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trapper
Joined: Aug 2013
Posts: 8,345
Firth, Nebraska
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Got a plumber around here with slogan "a flush beats a full house"
Money cannot buy you happiness, but it can buy you a trapping license and that's pretty close.
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Re: Buisness quotes
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#6194300
03/21/18 12:45 AM
03/21/18 12:45 AM
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Posts: 1,621
Livingston, Texas
Sheepdog1
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trapper
Joined: Sep 2015
Posts: 1,621
Livingston, Texas
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Saw a septic tank clean out truck with the Logo " yesterday's meals on wheels"
Today I saw a sticker in the back window of a pickup, had a star and the cannon without wheels just below the star. Usually under that I think it says come and take em
This one did not, It said F-word around and find out. I had to pull over because diet Dr.Pepper went all over my dashboard and windshield. Thank goodness the man had the letters fairly small so you had to be close to read it.
Last edited by Sheepdog1; 03/21/18 12:46 AM.
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