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She hurried to the pharmacy #6243176
05/18/18 09:54 PM
05/18/18 09:54 PM
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rags57078 Offline OP
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She hurried to the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys inside. The woman found an old rusty coat hanger left on the ground. She looked at it and said, "I don't know how to use this."

She bowed her head and asked God to send her some help.

Within 5 minutes a beat-up old motorcycle pulled up, driven by a bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag. He got off of his cycle and asked if he could help.

She said: "Yes, my daughter is sick. I've locked my keys in my car. I must get home.
Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?"

He said, "Sure." He walked over to the car, and in less than a minute, the car door was open. She hugged the man and through tears, softly said,

"Thank you, God, for sending me such a very nice man."

The man heard her little prayer and replied, "lady, I am not a nice man. I just got out of prison yesterday; I was in prison for car theft."

The woman hugged the man again, sobbing, "Oh, thank you, God! You even sent me a professional."

Is God great or what!?!


Off in my own world

Fish on !!!!!!!



47 years in this game of trapping
Re: She hurried to the pharmacy [Re: rags57078] #6243179
05/18/18 09:56 PM
05/18/18 09:56 PM
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East of the Mason-Dixon Line
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Ha! God is great! I’ll borrow this one for Sunday!


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You don't rise to the occasion, you fall to the level of your training.

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Re: She hurried to the pharmacy [Re: rags57078] #6243263
05/19/18 04:39 AM
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Lol.... God is great, and he works in mysterious ways. Good one Rags!!


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Re: She hurried to the pharmacy [Re: rags57078] #6243495
05/19/18 12:39 PM
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Greene County,Virginia
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Amazing joke, Rags.


wanna be goat farmer.
Re: She hurried to the pharmacy [Re: rags57078] #6243551
05/19/18 02:48 PM
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MISSOURI,Laclede Co
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I'll use that one tonight at Church!

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