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My wife doesn't know I'm posting this #6261040
06/16/18 01:34 PM 06/16/18 01:34 PM
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Three Lakes,WI 72
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Men strike back!

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door,
Who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men
Until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut,
and still think they are sexy.
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Re: My wife doesn't know I'm posting this [Re: corky] #6261098
06/16/18 04:12 PM 06/16/18 04:12 PM
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Once your wife finds out you posted this your SOL

The forum Know It All according to Muskrat
Re: My wife doesn't know I'm posting this [Re: corky] #6261101
06/16/18 04:31 PM 06/16/18 04:31 PM
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Just 20 years ago this was called, Comedy. Bring back men indeed.
Re: My wife doesn't know I'm posting this [Re: corky] #6261104
06/16/18 04:41 PM 06/16/18 04:41 PM
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Excellent!
Re: My wife doesn't know I'm posting this [Re: corky] #6261107
06/16/18 04:47 PM 06/16/18 04:47 PM
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This needs to be put on a shirt.
Re: My wife doesn't know I'm posting this [Re: corky] #6261113
06/16/18 05:06 PM 06/16/18 05:06 PM
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Lol. My woman loved them all! wink

Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine!
Re: My wife doesn't know I'm posting this [Re: corky] #6261116
06/16/18 05:16 PM 06/16/18 05:16 PM
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Bookmarked this!
Re: My wife doesn't know I'm posting this [Re: corky] #6261180
06/16/18 07:56 PM 06/16/18 07:56 PM
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I still remember getting a birthday card many years ago on my 21st birthday from a family friend, "21 reasons a beer is better than a woman" it was just as funny.
Re: My wife doesn't know I'm posting this [Re: corky] #6261193
06/16/18 08:17 PM 06/16/18 08:17 PM
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You will learn to say I'm sorry by the end of the weekend. I bet on it. Sarge

Getting old is a fatal mistake

Always looking for reloading componets

I know a beaver or two, because I've seen a beaver or two
Re: My wife doesn't know I'm posting this [Re: corky] #6261218
06/16/18 09:00 PM 06/16/18 09:00 PM
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Sarge - I think every married man IS sorry.

A woman will do anything to catch a man!
Then she stops being a woman and becomes a wife.
The transformation is gruesome.
A wife will do nothing to keep a husband!

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