Alright trappers, fess up who else on here has one that they take into Wal Fart or other public places to act a fool and elicit wild and hilarious
reactions from folks. I have to admit. I know it is rude and that's one reason my wife stays at home when I go grocery shopping but it is just way too much much fun to blast out a wet nasty fartt in the face of the people that I pay for their groceries every month. Yall don't beat me up over this lets make it a funny thread. I wore them out today in Wal Mart and another gr0cery store.

If you can't cut a real one, stay on the porch.

I prefer "crop dusting"...where you ease one out, then stroll through a crowd of people.....

yeah sometimes I let my 15 year old fart device out in public but he is a real room clearer.

we had dinner with my parents last night we are not even to the end of the drive way and he let a toxic ripper go , with "ahhh I been holding that for an hour".

all 4 windows were rushed down breath held till it cleared

he was informed he could excuse himself outside at any time let that go , and return when the toxic had passed , I think he waited till he was sitting between his sisters intentionally to drop that bomb.

Need one for the Casino for the smokers, "do you mind if I smoke?" "Do you mind if I fart for 10 minutes and fan it your way?"

You must be blast around a campfire

Crop dusting is fun but not as fun as an elevator bath
Part of the reason I love being with my kids in a crowded area is people think it's them

Seriously! You can fart for ten minutes?

Don't be getting turned on now Hal it was just a figure of speech! LOL

I can with this fake fart deal. google McCabe fart jokes. plenty of others will pop up. If you don't laugh at these something is wrong. They are freaking hilarious. Law Dog, we need to get together some time and have a Wal Mart day. I can almost assure you it will be a most memorable day.

I was in the store today and this great big woman what I know is a leach on us all, because I have seen her in line before whip out the I get free groceries card. I let one go right in her face. It was priceless. she was in one of those lazy folks scooter.

It's not crop dusting. But I was know drop a good one alone in isle. Then run up the isle far enough to not look suspicious, watch next poor sucker walk into it..Watch the look on their face..
Another good one is to get by the eggs, meat case, deli drop a good one. Then when next person walks up say "Man they need to clean their case. I think there is something bad in there!"
Now since the cancer I can't even enjoy sliding one out...Never thought I'd miss that. Can still more than clear a room just got to use different method

Mac

Once my uncle made it to 60, his famous line was always “never trust a fart.”

You know what they used to say in WW2.. Loose lips sink ships!
That is not all that can happen..

Mac

You kids and your electronic devices!!!

Back in my day we interacted with people and didn't rely on some device to pass gas.

Mike

Anyone ever use stink bombs? One year my oldest bro bought a pack of them from a vendor at our pueblos feast. Him my other brother and cousins thought it would be funny to toss one inside the kitchen while people were eating and my mom and the auntys were cooking. They cleared out the house my aunt's were beyond mad. Then one little cousin started vomiting all over the house their only saving grace was it was towards the end of the day.

Then in high school one of my buddy's had bought some at my pueblos feast he saved a couple for school and tossed them in the halls during passing period twice in 2 different buildings in the same day. Nothing like 400 kids all gaging at the same time

I don't need a device. I can fart almost on demand. That is when I can actually TRUST A FART!

In professional contests, that's known as a triple flutterblast..

I come from a long line of brothers that think farting is one of the funniest things on earth. One of our best times was when we were in a store and walked up to another brother and dropped a rotten one, and then walked away quickly, leaving him to take the blame. When I played football in High School I was a lineman. One game we were down in our stances and our QB was going through "Down, set...." and I ripped out a loud one that actually collapsed both lines laughing.

I now sometimes need to resort to a remote control Fart Machine due to a trust issue. I hide it in various places as the remote can set it off from 30 ft. It's been under the copier when the interns are making copies, taped underneath chairs, and even in the podium of the Chairman of the Wisconsin Conservation Congress as he was addressing all of the delegates at the convention. After about 5 minutes of sounding off he finally looked at the crowd and said "That's not me!" The next speaker was the Governor so I had to go up and get it as I didn't think the Secret Service would fine humor in a little, black electronic device hidden in the podium.

I try to follow Ben Franklin's phrase..."Fart proudly."

Moosetrot