Can you entertain yourself all day with a blank piece of paper?? That's the kind of humor I lack.

This was straight up stupid nothing funny about it.

You're too smart to find this humorous?

I like a little milk in scrambled eggs. Don't really buy it very often anymore. No kids at home. Cant remember the last time my wife brought any home. No cream to get real buttermilk either so buy the fake stuff at the grocery store sometimes to make biscuits. Use the rest of the carton for the gravy.

I am not offended by the use of God to make a joke.
I am offended that there wasn't an effort to make a decent punch line.