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#6324219 - 09/13/18 11:25 AM Farting while deer hunting
BernieB. Offline
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Registered: 01/08/07
Posts: 1063
Loc: Northern Minnesota
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#6324225 - 09/13/18 11:31 AM Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: BernieB.]
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Registered: 12/31/06
Posts: 20341
Loc: Minnesota
This thread stinks...I know, boo!
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#6324228 - 09/13/18 11:39 AM Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: BernieB.]
odiferous Offline
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Registered: 08/23/18
Posts: 221
Loc: Central, NY
A loud one may alert a deer up close, but like you said, hunt the wind and don't worry about it. You never know, you "grunted" a couple in with the sound. With all the things that can make a bow kill go wrong, I'm not going to worry about the ones I have no control over.
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#6324229 - 09/13/18 11:39 AM Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: BernieB.]
mainer Offline
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Registered: 10/07/15
Posts: 615
Loc: Maine
It sounds like (pun intended) that oatmeal raisin cookies are key in effective fart-calling big bucks. grin
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#6324247 - 09/13/18 11:58 AM Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: odiferous]
FlyinFinn Offline
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Registered: 11/18/12
Posts: 10299
Loc: MN
Originally Posted By: odiferous
A loud one may alert a deer up close, but like you said, hunt the wind and don't worry about it. You never know, you "grunted" a couple in with the sound. With all the things that can make a bow kill go wrong, I'm not going to worry about the ones I have no control over.

Your handle makes it seem you're an expert in this subject matter. My humble opinion is that holding farts causes gut cancer later in life, so don't hold them in for nobody or nothing.

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#6324249 - 09/13/18 12:05 PM Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: BernieB.]
corky Offline
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Registered: 12/29/06
Posts: 3289
Loc: Three Lakes,WI 67
If farting was a limiting factor I would have to close deer camp.
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#6324251 - 09/13/18 12:06 PM Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: BernieB.]
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Registered: 12/19/10
Posts: 5530
Loc: Nebraska, Dawson County
laugh Let er rip. grin





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#6324252 - 09/13/18 12:07 PM Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: BernieB.]
Ken Mclellan Offline
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Registered: 09/27/13
Posts: 657
Loc: Mt.Iron MN
YES !!! The sound will scare most deer, not the smell. Seriously.

During the rut anything is possible so im stopping for a box of oatmeal after work.

Saturday morning should be a BLAST.
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#6324258 - 09/13/18 12:16 PM Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: BernieB.]
bucksnbears Offline
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Registered: 10/29/09
Posts: 2555
Loc: western mn
How bout a schart? whistle
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#6324261 - 09/13/18 12:20 PM Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: FlyinFinn]
odiferous Offline
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Registered: 08/23/18
Posts: 221
Loc: Central, NY
Originally Posted By: FlyinFinn
Originally Posted By: odiferous
A loud one may alert a deer up close, but like you said, hunt the wind and don't worry about it. You never know, you "grunted" a couple in with the sound. With all the things that can make a bow kill go wrong, I'm not going to worry about the ones I have no control over.

Your handle makes it seem you're an expert in this subject matter. My humble opinion is that holding farts causes gut cancer later in life, so don't hold them in for nobody or nothing.


I've always enjoyed lure and bait making and I work with one thing or another, generally pretty ripe and including skunk essence and aged glands on a regular basis. Just spending a little time in the shed causes the smells to soak in. I'm not sure I ever fully get rid of the smell. But yeah, give me a bowl of chili, or two and I can hold my own with anybody. LOL
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#6324262 - 09/13/18 12:20 PM Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: BernieB.]
Gary Benson Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 5790
Loc: Sandhills Nebraska
I bark out a fart when I want them to stop so I can trip the trigger.
Ive heard of a guy sneezing and a deer came in thinking it was a snort-wheeze.
I was hanging a stand once, loudly peeling dead bark off a tree and it was falling. Two young bucks came charging in, apparently thinking it was two other bucks fighting.
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#6324263 - 09/13/18 12:22 PM Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: bucksnbears]
Gary Benson Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 5790
Loc: Sandhills Nebraska
Originally Posted By: bucksnbears
How bout a schart? whistle

A shart causes me to take off running for the pickup.
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#6324266 - 09/13/18 12:31 PM Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: Gary Benson]
odiferous Offline
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Registered: 08/23/18
Posts: 221
Loc: Central, NY
Originally Posted By: Gary Benson
I bark out a fart when I want them to stop so I can trip the trigger.
Ive heard of a guy sneezing and a deer came in thinking it was a snort-wheeze.
I was hanging a stand once, loudly peeling dead bark off a tree and it was falling. Two young bucks came charging in, apparently thinking it was two other bucks fighting.


A buddy and I had something similar happen several years ago. I was helping him put up a stand just before bow season opened. We got the stand up, he was in it and I was clearing a couple shooting lanes for him. I knocked over a decent sized dead stub and when it hit the ground, I started breaking some dead branches off it. The next think I know I heard a crash and here comes a buck. He came to within 20' and stood there staring at me for a few seconds, before he decided it would be in his best interest to head back the way he came.
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#6324275 - 09/13/18 12:48 PM Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: BernieB.]
Fisherman Offline
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Registered: 07/26/08
Posts: 764
Loc: northern New York
Guess I don't need my grunt tube.

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#6324333 - 09/13/18 02:33 PM Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: Gary Benson]
gryhkl Offline
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Registered: 01/21/09
Posts: 4119
Loc: PA
[quote=Gary Benson
I was hanging a stand once, loudly peeling dead bark off a tree and it was falling. Two young bucks came charging in, apparently thinking it was two other bucks fighting. [/quote]

I have had bucks come stomping or bounding into me while ascending a tree with my climber on several occasions. I have to guess it was the sound of the bark being rubbed and scraped by the band on the stand.

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#6324334 - 09/13/18 02:37 PM Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: BernieB.]
Trapper7 Offline
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Registered: 12/27/06
Posts: 5930
Loc: MN, Land of 10,000 Lakes
Years ago, there was an article in one of the sportsman magazines entitled, "Guaranteed Way to Kill a Buck". The author said you need to get up into your stand with your rifle. Sit for awhile. Next start to act a little "antsy". A few minutes later get a nervous look on your face and hurriedly climb down from your tree stand while fumbling with your belt buckle as you head into the brush. Here's the secret: In the brush you have hidden a second rifle to outsmart that buck that's sure to show up. laugh
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#6324344 - 09/13/18 02:51 PM Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: BernieB.]
Boco Offline
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Registered: 08/08/11
Posts: 16816
Loc: james bay frontierOnt.
Exercise your sphincter so you can do predator calls,goose calls,buck grunts etc.

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#6324347 - 09/13/18 02:55 PM Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: BernieB.]
The Beav Offline
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Registered: 12/23/06
Posts: 14078
Loc: Wisconsin

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#6324357 - 09/13/18 03:20 PM Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: BernieB.]
mainer Offline
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Registered: 10/07/15
Posts: 615
Loc: Maine
Back when I was a strapping young lad we could talk about farts all day long without needing any signed certificate - valid my a..... Good Lord, what's this country coming to?!!!
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#6324358 - 09/13/18 03:23 PM Re: Farting while deer hunting [Re: BernieB.]
racerboy108 Offline
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Registered: 12/03/08
Posts: 4058
Loc: Perham Minnesota 54
Farting is only not encouraged if your prairie dogging. It makes a mess. So I hear.

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