Re: Farting while deer hunting
[Re: BernieB.]
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09/13/18 07:51 PM
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When my son was little my father in law took him deer hunting. I remember my father in coming back afterward and laughing. Said the were sitting in the stand all quiet and my father in law let a silent one slip. He said my son whispered Grandpa get ready I can smell one close. Jim
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Money cannot buy you happiness, but it can buy you a trapping license and that's pretty close.
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Re: Farting while deer hunting
[Re: Boco]
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09/13/18 08:00 PM
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Exercise your sphincter so you can do predator calls,goose calls,buck grunts etc. I bet an elk call would take some practice.
Bob ~ AKA The Skunk Whisperer
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Re: Farting while deer hunting
[Re: Fisher Man]
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09/13/18 09:20 PM
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Guess I don't need my grunt tube. Yup....I think the more natural sound ...will bring them in...!
It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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Re: Farting while deer hunting
[Re: BernieB.]
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09/13/18 09:24 PM
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Iam friggin crying,reading all these posts ......
It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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Re: Farting while deer hunting
[Re: BernieB.]
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09/13/18 10:27 PM
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Congrats on your buck too, by the way. Nice shot.
Bob ~ AKA The Skunk Whisperer
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Re: Farting while deer hunting
[Re: BernieB.]
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09/14/18 06:01 AM
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You know all you can do is laugh if you let one fly and all you hear and see below is crashing noises and big white tail flags as they run off. You can laugh and think yep can clear the area just like at home! Also, one-piece zip up insulated coveralls are the worst. Everything comes up and out the neck hole...right under your nose.
Jim
Last edited by jabNE; 09/14/18 06:20 AM.
Money cannot buy you happiness, but it can buy you a trapping license and that's pretty close.
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Re: Farting while deer hunting
[Re: BernieB.]
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09/14/18 07:39 AM
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Getting older is not fun. I am starting to understand what my grandpa meant when he used to say. "I miss the days when I used to have wet dreams and dry farts"
I can't believe that cop put me in the back seat when I clearly called shotgun.
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Re: Farting while deer hunting
[Re: BernieB.]
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09/14/18 11:40 AM
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I tried Bernie, but I guess I got swept up in it too.
Bob ~ AKA The Skunk Whisperer
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Re: Farting while deer hunting
[Re: BernieB.]
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09/14/18 12:00 PM
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Deer fart, bears fart, everything farts in the woods.........
So not only does a bear crap in the woods, they fart too..
Who will pay the carbon emission tax on wildlife fartin in the woods?
Compulsive Coyote Washer
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Re: Farting while deer hunting
[Re: Boco]
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09/14/18 02:12 PM
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Exercise your sphincter so you can do predator calls,goose calls,buck grunts etc. I have been practicing "dueling banjos" lately but just can't get the right tone yet.
I have nothing clever to put here.
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Re: Farting while deer hunting
[Re: jabNE]
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09/14/18 05:17 PM
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When my son was little my father in law took him deer hunting. I remember my father in coming back afterward and laughing. Said the were sitting in the stand all quiet and my father in law let a silent one slip. He said my son whispered Grandpa get ready I can smell one close. Jim That made me laugh!!! Thx
Every day is a gift from GOD, don't waste it!!
If they have plenty of food, give them something interesting to smell
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Re: Farting while deer hunting
[Re: Boco]
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09/14/18 07:53 PM
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Exercise your sphincter so you can do predator calls,goose calls,buck grunts etc. LMAO, Now this fella is the resident sphincter exercising expert of Trapperman, and I can't even begin to think of anyone else more deserving of such a title. He will post something here soon, and you will see first hand his fine example of his sphincter exercising techniques. Congratulations Boco on you grand title, Did the queen have to thump you on the head with a sword, or was it a toilet brush ?? RTT
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Re: Farting while deer hunting
[Re: BernieB.]
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09/14/18 09:09 PM
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I don't think farting scares them unless there real close. The sky dump,now that's a reason to hunt somewhere else
Don't do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics. I do appreciate a good story tho.
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Re: Farting while deer hunting
[Re: 160user]
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09/17/18 10:28 PM
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Exercise your sphincter so you can do predator calls,goose calls,buck grunts etc. I have been practicing "dueling banjos" lately but just can't get the right tone yet. Think you need a few more Oatmeal Cookies...to achieve the Dueling Banjo notes ....
It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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