That may be how you tell Satan to get lost in Ohio, but we express ourselves differently here in Alaska.

Jim

Well golly, James, I'm flattered, but I don't think Jesus was from Ohio. That's right, James, those are not "Ohio" words, those are the words of Jesus.

KJV-Matthew 16:23. "But he turned, and said unto Peter, Get thee behind me, Satan: thou art an offence unto me: for thou savourest not the things that be of God, but those that be of men."

Fearest thou not. We are working on a Alaska translation of the Bible that may help you folks on the tundra to be further led to Jesus.

Also, please be advised that Jesus often provided cures to the cripples. Sound like anybody you know, James?

The rest of you snooty, nose-up-in-the-air Christian wannabees, oughta be ashamed. Y'all up in here eatin' teacakes, philosophyin' about Calvin




When there is a lost sinner/cripple in your midst.

I swear to God if the Lord's burden is carried out on your backs, it has be abandoned at the first bump.

Is that little feller defying the law of gravity or is he using the law of lift to get up there? Hal, every thing I seen about calvin is theology, and every time I talk about fatalism I'm always the philosophy kook, lol.

Time to zip the lip, and throw up the canvass!!!

Not a single one of ya know for sure what your talking about, so why argue about it?

Not that you would know, Satan has obviously filled your heart with the bile of the condemned .

What if someone like you wrote the Bible?

I'm in a perdicerment, even if I repent I not sure if anyone will go the money to get me out of purgatory.

Jesus wrote the Bible and I am humbled in his presence.

For $29.95 I can give you a boost up.

Fixed it Hal.

Since purgatory is not in the Bible, I wouldn't worry about it.

Religion is for those who fear there is a H#%%. Spirituality is for those of us who have been there and made it back!

Bryce

Wow a power must be after me to nite. My wife gave me a post dated check for $29.99 and said it was 19.99 more than I was worth. Then I just saw where Hals buisness manager said I needed three of those checks and she pitched a fit and tore the check up and asked where I wanted to be buried and I said by my family and she "let the dead bury their own dead" Don't know where that woman gets that stuff?

People that serve muskrats with gravy.