I have some found time this. Fine Friday, who's up for an argument?

The designated hitter needs to go!
Barry Larkin was an all around better shortstop than Derrick Jeter.
Pete Rose should be in the HoF.

What’s on your mind? Best K9 traps, coon prices, gun control?

Sure. I'll start

I'm a bigger A hole than you

I'm done

Y'all beat me to it

These are a list of facts that can’t be argued...

I'd oblige ya, but i'm just pass'n thru.

who sucks the most once and for all.

Turkey sucks and thanksgiving holiday is a test of endurance.

you guy's want me to be the first to say it don't ya's.

The turkey lobby stoled Thanksgiving. Poultry isn't that tasty. I think a good thick slice of ham with a mountain of mashed potatoes covered in gratefulness to live in the greatest country on Earth is better than some old dried up white meat B .S.

wild turkey here and haaaaaam.

The NRA is awesome, is the ONLY organization fighting for the second amendment.

Everyone should join and then send extra money, in the name of FlyinFinn

Baseball is the pastime of people too self important to talk about the weather like the rest of us

Canadians are better trappers than Americans...

If your turkey is dry, you must be cooking it like a commie!

And everyone knows dark meat is better than white.

Also, crispy bacon should be regulated by the government.

Fixed it for you!

Hal,what you havin??

Whistle or hum this tune while you're filling out the paperwork for your background check during your next firearm purchase.. Replace 'that woman's with 'the NRA'.

if your floating down the river in you're canoe and the tires fall off,how many pounds of bones does it take to fill a gallon a milk??

I would very much like to engage y'all in a battle of wits.

Hang on while I throw away half my ammunition to level up the playing field.

none cause a grasshopper with a wooden leg couldn't get the bones outta the ice cream.

Wild turkey to drink to deal with over salted ham?

Its "how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dogs roof"

get it right...

Ah...well, yes...indeed...

thanks...?

No argument. Americans are better lovers, with better bacon and less fawning over Queen Elizabeth. I do like her, but I have never sang God Save the Queen. Ever.

sticks and stones may break my bones,but Boco's still your neighbor.

12. Because ice cream doesn't have wires.

Mike

I'll start if off by saying I totally disagree with you. I hate a slab of salty ham and would take white meat chicken and dumplings any day over salty heart attack ham. Take that!

don't make us bring up NR trapping.

So far as I know none of my kids have sang it either, tho the older girls say the Pledge everyday at school. Maybe when they graduate I'll send them to England lite for college education. They can learn to say sorry and distill maple syrup.

and i don't have a doghouse so i improvised.

Never heard about the grasshopper. But, I do recall hearing about a frog with a wooden leg trying to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle.

There's a new coffee factory opening up in the neighborhood. A friend of mine got a job picking fly turds out of coffee grounds with boxing gloves on.

Ha!

Everyone knows background checks are great. They stop people from buying guns illegally . Just like they should take away your drivers license, and that will stop me from driving drunk. Duh’

I love that Monty Python.

And its "none, because snakes don't have armpits"

No you don't..

Enough B.s . Bantering on my argument thread. Either argue or hit the road.

NO

How does a poster ban obstinant people from derailing a decent thread?

it's spelled abstinent and don't be so tough on yourself,i'm proud of ya.

Obstinate means stubborn, refusing to change one's opinion. Abstinent means you don't do married people stuff.

yep

DH is better than watching pitchers at the plate
Agreed on 2
Dude admitted to gambling on team while he managed em - get outta here
Baseball is only fun to watch in the playoffs
There's only 11 minutes of actual football in a game
College sports are more fun to watch than pros. Except when you realize you're rooting on 18 year olds you've never met.

I see you found a new sport besides trapping.

arguin is harder than woodpecker lips today,come back Hal.

I thought abstinence was married people stuff.

I don't think most of the married guys here do married people stuff ...we smell like last weeks catch.

there's Mud-gettem big guy.

Abstinence is only married people stuff if your wifes no fun. I've got five kids, ages 7.5.4.3. and 2. When people ask if they know what causes that, we tell them yes, that's why there's so many of them:)

Lol.

Your Tman handle is no reflection on the number of kids you have?

bladder problem

Lol never thought thought of it like that FlyinFinn. It's a nickname from tradeschool.

Pete Rose should be in prison!

Maybe prison but definitely the HoF

Pete and Repeat were sittin on a fence,Pete fell off-who was left?

and i didn't know there was a hall of fame for prison.whodathunkit.

Good lord could you please be a little less hackneyed.

I agree, pete rose does belong in the hall of fame.

She is asking the real questions.

don't let your kitchen sink.

Not to mention that once they say "I do." they don't.

Marriage is a 3 ring circus....engagement ring, marriage ring, and suffering.

sorry I wasted time on this bs

another satisfied customer

Hey rats, I'm still up for a meaningful relationship. Send me your argument.pls.

That is a classic!

Well, I made the mistake of reading this entire post.
I feel a lot more like I do now than I did when I first got here.

Zim

And you are the slowest keyboard warrior on this thread

Nuh-uh.

Mike

Actually , Finn, I'd like to come up and spend some time with ya some time. I know we've had our differences , but I bet in person , we'd have a time.

Marriage is awesome if done right. Find a woman you love, treat her right, show her love and respect, and she'll do the same. Be a pig to her, treat her like a servant, talk down to her, and, well, you get what you get. Regarding lovers turning in to wives, good luck. Couples that do married people stuff before they're married have a higher divorce rate, and claim a lower level of sexual satisfaction than couples that waited until they were married. Also a staggering 8 out of every ten couples living together unmarried will not be together in ten years, whether they get married or not. Living together prior to marrage substantially increases divorce rates.

when your young and start dating girls you find out that there are 2 types of girls.
The type you marry and the ones that are "fun".
Unfortunately some end up marring the "fun" ones and then they find out the jokes on them.

yeeepper

What continent are Canadians from?

U.S. trappers are better than Canadian trappers..... and better at Geography.

Jeremiah was a bullfrog,just sayin.

Was a good friend of mine.

Never understood a single word he said

Sorry, I don’t drink wine.

i think he was related to Stevie Nicks.

Nope, your wrong.
Missed the mark.
Have a better chance getting some.

Was related to Joni Mitchell.
Or was it Nancy Wilson? Now i'm confused.

Cory wells.... Vocalist... Lived 11 miles to my east and sometimes taught music at SUNY Fredonia College. Just thought that was cool. Neat how many band members teach on a college level. I know of a few more.