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i got the perfect woman #6390980
12/05/18 05:36 PM
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she was helping me install the last sheets on my machine shed . when we finished and came in she took two loaves of her awesome home made bread out of the oven . then we ate fresh butter bread with her special bread and butter pickles from summer .

Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: Bigfoot] #6390996
12/05/18 05:51 PM
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sounds good all right


Those who would give up essential liberty, to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: Bigfoot] #6390997
12/05/18 05:55 PM
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Minnesota
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Sounds like a good'un!


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Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: Bigfoot] #6391021
12/05/18 06:13 PM
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West Central MN
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Does she have a sister and if so, is she single?? wink


Common sense is a not a vegetable that does well in everyone's garden.
Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: Bigfoot] #6391032
12/05/18 06:29 PM
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Hathaway Montana
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Fresh baked bread and butter are one of my favorites, I bet the pickles on the side made it even better. You lucky guy!


"I've reached nearly fifty four years of age with my system."

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Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: Bigfoot] #6391059
12/05/18 06:53 PM
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Northern MN
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ALMOST perfect. Now if she had pulled fresh bread out of the warm oven, butter from the fridge, and some gooood honey from the cupboard she would have completed the ultimate trifecta.

Good start, keep working on her.

Osky


"A womans heart is the hardest rock the Almighty has put on this earth, and I can find no sign on it"

Jabless in Minnesota

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Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: Bigfoot] #6391116
12/05/18 08:09 PM
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Can she clean fish and skin animals?

Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: Bigfoot] #6391118
12/05/18 08:10 PM
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Sandhills Nebraska
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this post is useless without pictures...


Life ain't supposed to be easy.
Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: Bigfoot] #6391128
12/05/18 08:17 PM
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williamsburg ks
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I know for fact she can butcher a deer


Those who would give up essential liberty, to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: Gary Benson] #6391133
12/05/18 08:20 PM
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Northern MN
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Originally Posted by Gary Benson
this post is useless without pictures...


Great point!
A picture of the warm bread just before carving and another of a clear jar full of the pure honey would be heading in the right direction.

Osky


"A womans heart is the hardest rock the Almighty has put on this earth, and I can find no sign on it"

Jabless in Minnesota

www.SureDockusa.com
Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: Bigfoot] #6391138
12/05/18 08:25 PM
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She is doing good! Enroll her in White's comprehensive course on learning abilities!,..Upward and on word! Your future is looking great! Congrats! grin

Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: Bigfoot] #6391146
12/05/18 08:30 PM
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N.W. Iowa
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Mmm! Rhubarb jam is awesome with fresh hot bread

Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: Bigfoot] #6391148
12/05/18 08:33 PM
12/05/18 08:33 PM
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Posts: 1,446
OBX N.C.
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Bigfeets
RUN....... its a trap!!!!

Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: Bigfoot] #6391202
12/05/18 09:31 PM
12/05/18 09:31 PM
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Rock Springs, WI
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There is no replacement for a good woman, I am blessed.

Smart Yep, Mensa member
Beautiful, Yep
Good Cook, Yep
Clean Fish, Yep
Skin Critters, Yep
Sister , Nope

Zim

Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: Bigfoot] #6391206
12/05/18 09:39 PM
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Yes that is so,...but you are unique,....you see I am so confrontational! ,..just look!

Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: Bigfoot] #6391255
12/05/18 10:27 PM
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Mine just bought me a brand spanky new Lund 1875 Impact XS for my retirement gift.And made me a home made cheese cake too.

Last edited by upstateNY; 12/05/18 10:29 PM.

the wheels of the gods turn very slowly
Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: Bigfoot] #6391374
12/06/18 01:05 AM
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She cuts up and packages deer if I get the quarters to the kitchen table , I have got her to help me skin beaver before in a pinch . She 's very camera shy because she doesn't think shes pretty . she looks pretty hot to me and I tell her every day . we celebrated our twentieth wedding anniversary in July

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Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: Bigfoot] #6391408
12/06/18 06:17 AM
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you got a keeper treat her like a queen

Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: Zim] #6391415
12/06/18 06:34 AM
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Zim you screwed up you FORGOT, she TRAPS, naughty -naughty


RdFx
Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: Bigfoot] #6391420
12/06/18 06:38 AM
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couldn't replace mine for sure,can't figure out what she sees in me.obviously her only flaw is her eyesight. grin









Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: pcr2] #6391488
12/06/18 09:03 AM
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Originally Posted by pcr2
couldn't replace mine for sure,can't figure out what she sees in me.obviously her only flaw is her eyesight. grin

X2

Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: Bigfoot] #6391505
12/06/18 09:35 AM
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Mine runs the line with me at 5 AM. That is tough to beat.


I have nothing clever to put here.





Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: Bigfoot] #6391802
12/06/18 04:48 PM
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Im glad some others are as fortunate as I am . Now I just got to figure out how to get her and upstateNY wife to be friends .

Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: Bigfoot] #6391823
12/06/18 05:24 PM
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I got a good one too. She'll kill 'em and help skin 'em...

She's purdy too...

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Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: Bigfoot] #6391829
12/06/18 05:30 PM
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You’re a lucky man Bigfoot.


Eh...wot?

Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: Bigfoot] #6392147
12/06/18 09:34 PM
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Homemade bread......the quickest way to a mans heart grin


IF IDIOTS GREW ON TREES THIS PLACE WOULD BE AN ORCHARD !

Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: pcr2] #6392166
12/06/18 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by pcr2
couldn't replace mine for sure,can't figure out what she sees in me.obviously her only flaw is her eyesight. grin


X3.

I've got an amazing one that let's me do all my fun stuff with minimal complaints. Every once in a while I get a co.plaint about cleaning the (fur shed) because it stinks and she parks in there.

Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: ] #6392270
12/06/18 11:41 PM
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Originally Posted by sanfo008
I got a good one too. She'll kill 'em and help skin 'em...

She's purdy too...

[Linked Image]


Yes sir !! She is !!


Mean As Nails
Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: Bigfoot] #6392390
12/07/18 08:06 AM
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Mine can trap for sure
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And she like to be with me..... that's something in itself cause I can be stubborn
She really likes me when we are out in creation!
Here we are in Alaska
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Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: 160user] #6392415
12/07/18 08:59 AM
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Slaughter Slough, MN
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Originally Posted by 160user
Mine runs the line with me at 5 AM. That is tough to beat.

I heard she likes to fish too!
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Live everyday like it is the last day of your life!
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Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: Bigfoot] #6392429
12/07/18 09:08 AM
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Mine likes the outdoors too!

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Live everyday like it is the last day of your life!
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Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: Bigfoot] #6392445
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Dead Coyote, do I recognize that shoreline in the walleye picture? Your gal is cute too.


I have nothing clever to put here.





Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: Bigfoot] #6392461
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160 what you doing with my wife dead coyote where did you get her picture

Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: 160user] #6392473
12/07/18 10:16 AM
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Originally Posted by 160user
Dead Coyote, do I recognize that shoreline in the walleye picture? Your gal is cute too.

Yes your Back Yard of course. We need to get together and see who has the cutest Gal! But I think it will be a tie when we are into the Crown! grin


Live everyday like it is the last day of your life!
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Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: Bigfoot] #6392833
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the perfect woman
"a deaf mute nymphomaniac that owns a bass boat and a liquor store" there is one other point that I won't add here that is highly desirable, if you must know PM me.
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Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: Bigfoot] #6392840
12/07/18 09:16 PM
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Dead coyote is it not your wife that likes the phrase, "road trip"?
You better get her up to where it takes two hands to hold up the walleye. "Road trip to Lake Winnipeg"

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