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i got the perfect woman #6390980
12/05/18 09:36 PM
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central Missouri
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Bigfoot Offline OP
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she was helping me install the last sheets on my machine shed . when we finished and came in she took two loaves of her awesome home made bread out of the oven . then we ate fresh butter bread with her special bread and butter pickles from summer .

Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: Bigfoot] #6390996
12/05/18 09:51 PM
12/05/18 09:51 PM
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williamsburg ks
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sounds good all right


Ban private vehicles now. They are killing too much wildlife and too many children.
Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: Bigfoot] #6390997
12/05/18 09:55 PM
12/05/18 09:55 PM
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Minnesota
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Sounds like a good'un!


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Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: Bigfoot] #6391021
12/05/18 10:13 PM
12/05/18 10:13 PM
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West Central MN
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Does she have a sister and if so, is she single?? wink


Common sense is a not a vegetable that does well in everyone's garden.
Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: Bigfoot] #6391032
12/05/18 10:29 PM
12/05/18 10:29 PM
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Posts: 334
Hathaway Montana
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Hathaway Montana
Fresh baked bread and butter are one of my favorites, I bet the pickles on the side made it even better. You lucky guy!


"I've reached nearly fifty four years of age with my system."

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Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: Bigfoot] #6391059
12/05/18 10:53 PM
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Northern MN
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ALMOST perfect. Now if she had pulled fresh bread out of the warm oven, butter from the fridge, and some gooood honey from the cupboard she would have completed the ultimate trifecta.

Good start, keep working on her.

Osky


"A womans heart is the hardest rock the Almighty has put on this earth, and I can find no sign on it"

www.SureDockusa.com
Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: Bigfoot] #6391116
12/06/18 12:09 AM
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Washington
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Can she clean fish and skin animals?

Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: Bigfoot] #6391118
12/06/18 12:10 AM
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Sandhills Nebraska
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this post is useless without pictures...


I know I'm paranoid......but am I paranoid ENOUGH???
Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: Bigfoot] #6391128
12/06/18 12:17 AM
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williamsburg ks
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I know for fact she can butcher a deer


Ban private vehicles now. They are killing too much wildlife and too many children.
Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: Gary Benson] #6391133
12/06/18 12:20 AM
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Northern MN
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Originally Posted by Gary Benson
this post is useless without pictures...


Great point!
A picture of the warm bread just before carving and another of a clear jar full of the pure honey would be heading in the right direction.

Osky


"A womans heart is the hardest rock the Almighty has put on this earth, and I can find no sign on it"

www.SureDockusa.com
Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: Bigfoot] #6391138
12/06/18 12:25 AM
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She is doing good! Enroll her in White's comprehensive course on learning abilities!,..Upward and on word! Your future is looking great! Congrats! grin

Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: Bigfoot] #6391146
12/06/18 12:30 AM
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N.W. Iowa
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Mmm! Rhubarb jam is awesome with fresh hot bread

Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: Bigfoot] #6391148
12/06/18 12:33 AM
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Kill Devil Hills, N.C. (Outer ...
Leary Sink Online happy
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Kill Devil Hills, N.C. (Outer ...
Bigfeets
RUN....... its a trap!!!!


Lost, but making record time.

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Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: Bigfoot] #6391202
12/06/18 01:31 AM
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There is no replacement for a good woman, I am blessed.

Smart Yep, Mensa member
Beautiful, Yep
Good Cook, Yep
Clean Fish, Yep
Skin Critters, Yep
Sister , Nope

Zim

Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: Bigfoot] #6391206
12/06/18 01:39 AM
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Yes that is so,...but you are unique,....you see I am so confrontational! ,..just look!

Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: Bigfoot] #6391255
12/06/18 02:27 AM
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Mine just bought me a brand spanky new Lund 1875 Impact XS for my retirement gift.And made me a home made cheese cake too.

Last edited by upstateNY; 12/06/18 02:29 AM.

the wheels of the gods turn very slowly
Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: Bigfoot] #6391374
12/06/18 05:05 AM
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She cuts up and packages deer if I get the quarters to the kitchen table , I have got her to help me skin beaver before in a pinch . She 's very camera shy because she doesn't think shes pretty . she looks pretty hot to me and I tell her every day . we celebrated our twentieth wedding anniversary in July

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Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: Bigfoot] #6391408
12/06/18 10:17 AM
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Michigan
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you got a keeper treat her like a queen

Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: Zim] #6391415
12/06/18 10:34 AM
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Wisconsin
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Zim you screwed up you FORGOT, she TRAPS, naughty -naughty


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Re: i got the perfect woman [Re: Bigfoot] #6391420
12/06/18 10:38 AM
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potter co. p.a.
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couldn't replace mine for sure,can't figure out what she sees in me.obviously her only flaw is her eyesight. grin


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