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Hal and James #6401778
12/17/18 10:43 PM
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Our friend Hal wrote a story
About his pal James
It's not meant to be hurtful
It's all fun and games

But.what if these wonders
Of Trapperman met
To See who sucks more
And settle the bet

Which would suck worse
And take home the prize
Which would suck less
In the judges eyes

They both could bring proof
To argue their case
They'd both want to win
To save Tman face

And while we all watched
They'd go toe to toe
The writer and lawyer
Would put on a show

And when it was over
The win be denied
The verdict would be
They probably tied

Re: Hal and James [Re: RonH] #6401783
12/17/18 10:46 PM
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Eh...wot?

Re: Hal and James [Re: RonH] #6401820
12/17/18 11:24 PM
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RonH, LMAO.


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Re: Hal and James [Re: jctunnelrat] #6401824
12/17/18 11:29 PM
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I don't always agree with James but... I wish Hal and his " man- crush" would go away!


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You have to remember that 1 out of 3 Democratic Voters is just as dumb as the other two.
Re: Hal and James [Re: RonH] #6401831
12/17/18 11:34 PM
12/17/18 11:34 PM
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Fat chance.


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La pervenche est une tr�s belle couleur!!


Re: Hal and James [Re: RonH] #6401834
12/17/18 11:36 PM
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Ron - Good rhyme, good meter. Thumbs up.


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La pervenche est une tr�s belle couleur!!


Re: Hal and James [Re: RonH] #6401840
12/17/18 11:42 PM
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They make a cute couple.


thread killa
Re: Hal and James [Re: Hal] #6401848
12/17/18 11:48 PM
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Thanks Hal, appreciate it.

Re: Hal and James [Re: RonH] #6402007
12/18/18 09:02 AM
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That's a classic TM poem. Thanks for the laugh.
All though I have never met either one in person. I can only base my guess on what I read on the site. I'd say Hal would take home the trophy !


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Re: Hal and James [Re: RonH] #6402038
12/18/18 09:49 AM
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Re: Hal and James [Re: RonH] #6402394
12/18/18 07:15 PM
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Witty poem, but Fur Hanger has it right.

Hal sucks more than I do.

Jim


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Re: Hal and James [Re: RonH] #6402406
12/18/18 07:24 PM
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We need a T-man vote on which one sucks more.
If it were up to me you both would receive
5 STARS
Look on the bright side, you're both winners.

Re: Hal and James [Re: RonH] #6402544
12/18/18 09:46 PM
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Both of you guys need some management of some kind!

Maybe a day in DAY CARE! grin


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"Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction."
"After the first shot, all plans go out the window!"
Re: Hal and James [Re: RonH] #6402549
12/18/18 09:50 PM
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I have met Hal, stop and see him at his booth at Ohio state trappers convention almost every year. Never met James so can't say how well he would compete.
Thanks for the feedback, I had fun writing it.

Re: Hal and James [Re: James] #6403488
12/19/18 10:30 PM
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Originally Posted by James
Witty poem, but Fur Hanger has it right.

Hal sucks more than I do.

Jim


LOL.. You guys really make this site a lot of fun.


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