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An old man was relaxing #6452276 02/05/19 09:58 PM 02/05/19 09:58 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 9,667 se SD rags57078 OP Humorist
rags57078 OP Humorist Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 9,667 se SD	An old man was relaxing at his hundredth birthday party when a reporter went up to him. "Sir, what is the secret of your long life?" The man considered this for a moment, then replied, "Every evening at 9 p.m. I have a glass of port. Good for the heart I've heard." The reporter then asked, "That's ALL?" The man smiled, "Well, canceling my voyage on Titanic sure didn't hurt!!!!" Off in my own world Fish on !!!!!!! 47 years in this game of trapping

Re: An old man was relaxing [Re: rags57078] #6452689 02/06/19 11:40 AM 02/06/19 11:40 AM
Joined: Sep 2008 Posts: 6,697 Newark, Ohio 83 years Actor trapper
Actor trapper Joined: Sep 2008 Posts: 6,697 Newark, Ohio 83 years	Garry- “Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.” Have been trapping 77 years…

Re: An old man was relaxing [Re: rags57078] #6452706 02/06/19 12:01 PM 02/06/19 12:01 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 63,114 Minnesota 330-Trapper trapper
330-Trapper trapper Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 63,114 Minnesota	Haha! NRA and NTA Life Member www.BackroadsRevised@etsy.com

Re: An old man was relaxing [Re: 330-Trapper] #6452754 02/06/19 01:04 PM 02/06/19 01:04 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 663 Illinois B Big Possum trapper
Big Possum trapper B Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 663 Illinois	Rags, So glad you are back posting your humor. Last year at this time my brother-in-law was living with us as he had lung and brain cancer. one of his bright spots each day was when I would read him your jokes. You made him able to laugh in a very unlaughable time of his life. He passed away last August but I am thankful of the humorous relief I was able to give him from you jokes. Joe If it ain't grinnin I ain't skinnin

Re: An old man was relaxing [Re: Big Possum] #6452826 02/06/19 02:17 PM 02/06/19 02:17 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 9,667 se SD rags57078 OP Humorist
rags57078 OP Humorist Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 9,667 se SD	You are very welcome , I am glad they helped out Off in my own world Fish on !!!!!!! 47 years in this game of trapping

Re: An old man was relaxing [Re: rags57078] #6452958 02/06/19 05:01 PM 02/06/19 05:01 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 15,725 MN, Land of 10,000 Lakes T Trapper7 trapper
Trapper7 trapper T Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 15,725 MN, Land of 10,000 Lakes	Good one! The difference between animals and humans is that animals would never let the dumbest ones lead the pack.

Re: An old man was relaxing [Re: rags57078] #6452966 02/06/19 05:13 PM 02/06/19 05:13 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 5,714 Williamsport, Pa. J jk trapper
jk trapper J Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 5,714 Williamsport, Pa.	Welcome back, always look forward to see your jokes......jk Free people are not equal. Equal people are not free. What's supposed to be ain't always is. Hopper Hunter

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