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Chuck Norris #6461782
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Re: Chuck Norris [Re: adam m] #6461785
02/15/19 01:52 AM
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And after the march, the leader came over and cleaned his bathroom and made Chuck a chicken pot pie.

Keith

Re: Chuck Norris [Re: adam m] #6461846
02/15/19 08:15 AM
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Chuck isn't hung like a horse...........horses are hung like Chuck.


Life ain't supposed to be easy.
Re: Chuck Norris [Re: adam m] #6461849
02/15/19 08:20 AM
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potter co. p.a.
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laugh.made Dirty Harry take a shower.

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Re: Chuck Norris [Re: adam m] #6461991
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Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas....

Re: Chuck Norris [Re: adam m] #6461992
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Chuck Norris doesn't teabag, he potato sacks.


You can't cheat the mountain pilgrim. Mountain's got its own ways.
Re: Chuck Norris [Re: adam m] #6462020
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Chuck Norris was bit by cobra. After 5 excruciating days of suffering the cobra finally died

Re: Chuck Norris [Re: adam m] #6462042
02/15/19 11:43 AM
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The boogey man checks for Chuck Norris under his bed.
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't pushing himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but they had to change it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris never submits.
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris incident.

Re: Chuck Norris [Re: adam m] #6462063
02/15/19 12:02 PM
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He was replaced by a truck laugh


Let me sugar coat this
Re: Chuck Norris [Re: TheBig1] #6463030
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Originally Posted by TheBig1
Chuck Norris doesn't teabag, he potato sacks.

^^^Hilarious!!!

Re: Chuck Norris [Re: adam m] #6463050
02/16/19 08:22 AM
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Every marathon I've ran in there is always a sign or two about chuck Norris never ran a marathon.
Growing up in 70s and 80s I watched a lot of chuck movies, and every time I go by those signs it makes me smile, makes me feel like a tough guy too, even though I'm certainly no chuck norris.
grin
Jim

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Money cannot buy you happiness, but it can buy you a trapping license and that's pretty close.
Re: Chuck Norris [Re: adam m] #6463161
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug. The bear isn't dead just scared to move

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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?? All of them.....


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A lot of people think there is a chin under Chuck Norris’s beard. There’s not, it’s just another fist.

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Bruce Lee kicked CLucky Norriss's A$$

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Walker Texas ranger - only man to shoot 1238 people and have not one drop of blood hit the ground. Oh yes he shot them

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When Walker Texas Ranger first aired in France...they surrendered.

Re: Chuck Norris [Re: adam m] #6463859
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did you know?
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

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Re: Chuck Norris [Re: adam m] #6464073
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Great thread! I used to love those Chuck Norris jokes.

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