A young Deputy Sheriff stopped at a farm one day and told the farmer he wanted to look around to see if any marijuana was growing. the farmer said I don't grow marijuana, and the deputy said i'll be the judge of that i'm going to look around. The farmer said well o.k. but don't go across that field right there. The Deputy got mad, and said you see this badge? This badge says i'll go anywhere I want to go. The farmer said o.k. The Deputy jumped across the fence, and started across the field. In a few minutes, the farmer heard the Deputy screaming and running, while his 2000 pound Black Angus Bull was closing in on him. The Deputy screaming every breath for help. The farmer ran to the fence, and screamed at the Deputy, "show him your badge"

I have a buddy in CA who did exactly the same thing with an issue guy. His bull was a Hereford.

Pete

Reminds me of that scene in Thor Ragnarock where Bruce Banner tells Thor that he has 6 PhD's. Later, when Thor is about to jump out of a spaceship he tells Banner to fly it. Banner says, "I've never flown an alien spaceship" so Thor tells him, "Oh its easy, you'll get the hang of it. Just use one of your PhD's."

Good One!!!

Had a friend of mine out trying to serve some misdemeanor warrants once. When he arrived at one home , a dog inside made Tim reconsider, maybe finding the recepient at a later time and place.

When he called in that he was departing , he laughingly explained why . Immediate response over the radio was, "Did ya show him the warrant ?" .