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A Homeless Man . . . . #6529443
05/01/19 01:43 PM
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I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked.

"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said.."I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20 years!"

"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?

I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting."

Re: A Homeless Man . . . . [Re: Lazarus] #6529446
05/01/19 01:47 PM
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Greene County,Virginia
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Re: A Homeless Man . . . . [Re: Lazarus] #6529448
05/01/19 01:49 PM
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Misery
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"Hombre que mata demasiadas cosas"
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Re: A Homeless Man . . . . [Re: Lazarus] #6529450
05/01/19 01:50 PM
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Re: A Homeless Man . . . . [Re: Lazarus] #6529454
05/01/19 02:01 PM
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Re: A Homeless Man . . . . [Re: Lazarus] #6529473
05/01/19 02:33 PM
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MN, Land of 10,000 Lakes
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Re: A Homeless Man . . . . [Re: Lazarus] #6529528
05/01/19 03:50 PM
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Re: A Homeless Man . . . . [Re: Lazarus] #6529645
05/01/19 07:21 PM
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Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and enthusiasm.

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Re: A Homeless Man . . . . [Re: Lazarus] #6529654
05/01/19 07:37 PM
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That'll teach her!_good one.


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