The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing,stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.

He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, ''I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally....I assumed you had stolen the car.''

That is a good one

We have a lot of them Wednesday/ Sunday do gooders here. Put them behind a steering wheel and they turn into a-holes immediately. Sarge

Sarge, they are everywhere, Sir.

more every day Michigan speed law got bumped up to 65 might as well made it 100

I see thousands of people trying to wreck everyday. Its a miserable hair pulling experience driving nowadays.

I drove OTR for a few years and about the time you think you've seen it all, then someone proves you wrong. Our local police chief has decided that enforcing traffic laws will scare away any potential customers from local businesses. Not uncommon to see people doing 50 in a 30 or blowing red lights and such. Locals have taken advantage of that, but when they drive in a different town with these bad habits it comes back to bite them.