Yes they can be cheesy but... they are jokes

Tonight my son gave me a great opportunity for one.

Son: dad, how old are you?
Me: old enough to be your dad lol

How do you tell the difference between a oral thermometer and a rectal one?


Taste

Rofl

Young son asks tired father, "... Dad, what's the difference between ignorance and apathy....? After a yawn the father answers, ".... I don't know and I don't care..."



Pete

Farmer : This barn dance is kinda lame

Farmer's Son : Dad , please don't ...

Farmer : Lettuce drop a beet !

Son: sigh...

This post reminds of the ads for foster patents that go " You don't have to be perfect to be a perfect parent."



Keith

Want to hear a dad joke......just kitten

What did the fish say when it hit a wall?

Dam

I work with a young welder that is constantly telling dad jokes. He normally leaves me shaking my head, wondering where he comes up with this stuff.

Today, Adam's son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and Adam burst into tears and said, "My son has lived with me all his life and he still doesn't know my name is Adam."

Adam's wife is really mad at the fact that he has no sense of direction. So Adam packed up his stuff and right.

Adam bought some shoes from a drug dealer. He did not know what the drug dealer laced them with, but Adam was tripping all day!

Adam's children refused to sleep during nap time today. They are guilty of resisting a rest.

Adam used to have a friend with no body and no nose. Adam never knew how to address him. Nobody knows.

Adam told his daughter that she should never wear pantyhose. She asked him why and Adam told her that if she wore pantyhose people could tell when her pantyhose swelled up, she was farting.

Keith

Two ants had an argument on a toilet seat. One of them got peed off.

A dog walked into a saloon with a cast on his foot and said, "I'm looking for the man who shot my pa(w)."

A duck walks into a pharmacy and ask for some chap stick. The lady behind the counter askes "cash or credit card" the duck answers "I'm just going to put it on my bill".

Two goldfish in a tank, one says "I'll drive you man the gun"

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!

Two flies were standing on a dog turd , when one of them raised a leg and let out a loud, violent fart. Other fly looks at him and says, " You mind ? I'm trying to eat over here ! ".

A father and his young son go fishing, shortly after getting there the father opens up a beer.

Son :Dad, can I have one of those?

Father: I don't know, does your wiener touch your butt?

Son: No

Father: Then your not old enough to have a beer.

Shortly after that the father pulls out a cigar and lights it.

Son: Dad, can I have one of those?

Father : I don't know, does your wiener touch your butt?

Son: No

Father: Then your not old enough to have a cigar.

The son feeling rather dejected pulls out his backpack and starts digging through and pulls out a bag of chocolate chip cookies.

Father: Son, how about you give me one of those?

Son: I don't know, does your wiener touch your butt?

Father: It sure does

Son: Then go F yourself, mom made the cookies for me.