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Romantic Wife #6552613
06/10/19 11:47 AM 06/10/19 11:47 AM
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MN, Land of 10,000 Lakes
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A wife is out shopping and texts her husband the following:

"If you are eating, save me a bite."
"If you are drinking save me a sip."
"If you are napping, dream of me."
"If you are watching TV, save a spot for me to snuggle."
"If you are smiling, I hope the thought of me made you smile."
"If you are sad, I will make you happy."

He texts her back:
"I'm on the toilet. Please advise."

The difference between animals and humans is that animals would never let the dumbest ones lead the pack.
Re: Romantic Wife [Re: Trapper7] #6552621
06/10/19 11:55 AM 06/10/19 11:55 AM
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Wife loved it.
Re: Romantic Wife [Re: Trapper7] #6552639
06/10/19 12:32 PM 06/10/19 12:32 PM
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I don’t care how many times I see this I can’t stop laughing after I read it! My wife said that is “us” to a T!
Re: Romantic Wife [Re: Trapper7] #6552647
06/10/19 12:45 PM 06/10/19 12:45 PM
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I sent that to my wife. She said "get off the pot and go buy me flowers"
Re: Romantic Wife [Re: Trapper7] #6552781
06/10/19 05:51 PM 06/10/19 05:51 PM
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Re: Romantic Wife [Re: Trapper7] #6552815
06/10/19 06:33 PM 06/10/19 06:33 PM
Joined: Feb 2014
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Re: Romantic Wife [Re: Trapper7] #6553227
06/11/19 08:59 AM 06/11/19 08:59 AM
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Re: Romantic Wife [Re: Trapper7] #6553239
06/11/19 09:17 AM 06/11/19 09:17 AM
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Wabash, IN USA
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Wabash, IN USA
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