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A lady went to the bar on a cruise ship #6518424 04/14/19 09:30 PM 04/14/19 09:30 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 9,667 se SD rags57078 OP Humorist
rags57078 OP Humorist Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 9,667 se SD	A lady went to the bar on a cruise ship, and ordered a Scotch, with two drops of water. The bartender gave her the drink, and she said,"I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday, and it's today." The bartender said, "Well, since it's your birthday, this one's on me." As the lady finished her drink, a woman, to her right, said, "I'd like to buy you a drink, too." The lady said, "Thank you, how sweet of you. OK, then, Bartender, I want another Scotch, with two drops of water." "Coming up," said the bartender. As she finished that drink, a man, to her left, said, "I'd like to buy you a drink too." The lady said, "Thank you very much, my dear. Bartender, I'll have another Scotch, with two drops of water." "Coming right up," the bartender said. As he gave her the drink, this time, he said, "Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?" The old woman giggled, and replied, "Sonny, when you're my age,you've learned how to hold your liquor. Water, however, is a whole other issue." Off in my own world Fish on !!!!!!! 47 years in this game of trapping

Re: A lady went to the bar on a cruise ship [Re: rags57078] #6518504 04/14/19 10:54 PM 04/14/19 10:54 PM
Joined: Jan 2007 Posts: 16,700 north Idaho W wissmiss trapper
wissmiss trapper W Joined: Jan 2007 Posts: 16,700 north Idaho	LOL!! www.usedtraps.com Please check out my updated inventory of Native American books.

Re: A lady went to the bar on a cruise ship [Re: rags57078] #6518506 04/14/19 10:57 PM 04/14/19 10:57 PM
Joined: Mar 2007 Posts: 35,175 McGrath, AK W white17 "General (Mr.Sunshine) Washington"
white17 "General (Mr.Sunshine) Washington" W Joined: Mar 2007 Posts: 35,175 McGrath, AK	It all depends Mean As Nails

Re: A lady went to the bar on a cruise ship [Re: rags57078] #6518511 04/14/19 11:03 PM 04/14/19 11:03 PM
Joined: Feb 2014 Posts: 25,694 nm A adam m trapper
adam m trapper A Joined: Feb 2014 Posts: 25,694 nm	Lol

Re: A lady went to the bar on a cruise ship [Re: wissmiss] #6518517 04/14/19 11:21 PM 04/14/19 11:21 PM
Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 5,917 ohio Ohio Wolverine trapper
Ohio Wolverine trapper Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 5,917 ohio	LOL I see White is still a card too ! We have met the enemy and the enemy is us!

Re: A lady went to the bar on a cruise ship [Re: rags57078] #6518530 04/14/19 11:48 PM 04/14/19 11:48 PM
Joined: Jun 2015 Posts: 4,964 rogers city mi. J jeff karsten trapper
jeff karsten trapper J Joined: Jun 2015 Posts: 4,964 rogers city mi.	mean as nails but can still get snuggy at times olden tyred

Re: A lady went to the bar on a cruise ship [Re: rags57078] #6518576 04/15/19 05:25 AM 04/15/19 05:25 AM
Joined: Jun 2016 Posts: 14,122 Michigan T Trapper Dahlgren trapper
Trapper Dahlgren trapper T Joined: Jun 2016 Posts: 14,122 Michigan	good one

Re: A lady went to the bar on a cruise ship [Re: rags57078] #6585130 07/31/19 02:50 PM 07/31/19 02:50 PM
Joined: Dec 2013 Posts: 14,865 Greene County,Virginia R run trapper
run trapper R Joined: Dec 2013 Posts: 14,865 Greene County,Virginia	Ttt. I like Rag's sense of humor wanna be goat farmer.

Re: A lady went to the bar on a cruise ship [Re: rags57078] #6585138 07/31/19 03:08 PM 07/31/19 03:08 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 15,697 MN, Land of 10,000 Lakes T Trapper7 trapper
Trapper7 trapper T Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 15,697 MN, Land of 10,000 Lakes	Good one and a lot of truth in that. As I told my urologist when he asked me how many times I have to get up at night, "It's better to wake up and pee than it is to pee and wake up." We are told not to judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics, but are told to judge all gunowners by the actions of a few.

Re: A lady went to the bar on a cruise ship [Re: Trapper7] #6585151 07/31/19 03:41 PM 07/31/19 03:41 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 5,347 New York ,Adirondack mts. M mole "The Tman morning greeter"
mole "The Tman morning greeter" M Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 5,347 New York ,Adirondack mts.	I like that one. Really funny.

Re: A lady went to the bar on a cruise ship [Re: rags57078] #6585190 07/31/19 04:47 PM 07/31/19 04:47 PM
Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 5,599 Port Jervis, NY B beachcomber13 trapper
beachcomber13 trapper B Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 5,599 Port Jervis, NY	lol Good one!

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