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Pizza delivery driver #6594068
08/13/19 06:25 PM
08/13/19 06:25 PM
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rags57078 Offline OP
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A 17-year-old boy who works part-time at Pizza Hut drives up to park in front of the house in a beautiful Porsche.
Naturally, his parents know that there’s no way he earned enough with his after-school job to buy such a car.
“Where did you get that car?” his mom and dad screamed in shock.

“I bought it today,” replied the teen calmly.

“With what money young man?” his mom demands. “We know how much a Porsche costs and you cannot afford it!”

“Well, it’s used and I got a good deal” says the boy, “This one cost me 20 dollars.”

“Who on earth would sell a car like that for 20 dollars?!”

“The woman up the street,” the boy replies. “I don’t know her name–she just moved in.
She ordered a pizza and when I delivered it to her, she asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for 20 dollars.”

The boy’s dad and mom hurry over to their new neighbor’s house, ready to demand an explanation. Curiously, their new neighbor is calmly planting flowers in her front yard.

“I’m the father of the kid you just sold a sports car to for $20,” the dad says. “I need an explanation from you!”

“Well,” the woman says, not looking up from her garden. “This morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip in Florida, but it seems he has run off to Hawaii with his secretary and doesn’t intend to come back.”

“What on earth does that have to do with selling our son a Porsche for $20?” The boy’s mom asks, utterly perplexed.

The new neighbor smiles very big, and pauses for a minute. “Well, my husband asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money.
So I did...


Off in my own world

Fish on !!!!!!!



45 years in this game of trapping
Re: Pizza delivery driver [Re: rags57078] #6594075
08/13/19 06:34 PM
08/13/19 06:34 PM
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Central Pennsylvania
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Good one.


I want to grow my own food but I can't find bacon seeds.
Re: Pizza delivery driver [Re: rags57078] #6594101
08/13/19 07:10 PM
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How come I never find deals like that?


I have nothing clever to put here.





Re: Pizza delivery driver [Re: rags57078] #6594198
08/13/19 09:14 PM
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160user thought of you today. saw a Super BEE on a flatbed tow truck and it only had 1968 & 69 insurance plates on it for two years on the road. Looked like it had been in storage in a barn all these years.
Rust none, not smashed up sides.

Last edited by Northof50; 08/13/19 09:16 PM.
Re: Pizza delivery driver [Re: Nittany Lion] #6594244
08/13/19 10:03 PM
08/13/19 10:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Nittany Lion
Good one.



Actually happened but was a Mercedes and sold for 50, that was 10/15 years ago I remember it making the news and all the talk show hosts joking about it





�Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks.�
― Robert A. Heinlein
Re: Pizza delivery driver [Re: rags57078] #6594412
08/14/19 07:58 AM
08/14/19 07:58 AM
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michigan,USA
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Sometimes life isn't fair! Other times its just right!


Vietnam--1967 46th. Const./Combat Engineers

"Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction."
"After the first shot, all plans go out the window!"
Re: Pizza delivery driver [Re: 160user] #6594418
08/14/19 08:05 AM
08/14/19 08:05 AM
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Minnesota
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Originally Posted by 160user
How come I never find deals like that?

Exactly, right?


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Re: Pizza delivery driver [Re: rags57078] #6594422
08/14/19 08:10 AM
08/14/19 08:10 AM
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I would not mind having a Porsche.

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