Never Squat With Your Spurs On!
Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash in
Alaska with bush pilot Wiley Post, was one of
the Greatest political country/cowboy sages this
country has ever known. Some of his sayings:
1. Never slap a man
who's chewing tobacco.
2. Never kick a cow
chip on a hot day.
3. There are two
theories to arguing with a woman. Neither
works.
4. Never miss a good
chance to shut up.
5. Always drink
upstream from the herd.
6. If you find
yourself in a hole, stop digging.
7. The quickest way
to double your money is to fold it and put it back into
your pocket.
8. There are three kinds of men:
The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by
observation.
The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and
find out for themselves.
9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad
judgment.
10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
11. Lettin' the cat outta’ the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it
back.
12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring.
He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot
him.
The moral: When you're full
of bull, keep your mouth shut.
ABOUT GROWING
OLDER...
First
~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age
and start bragging about it.
Second
~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Third
~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me; I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way,
and some of the roads weren't paved.
Fourth
~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
Fifth
~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
Sixth
~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the
top.
Seventh
~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it's such a nice change from being young.
Eighth
~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has
been.
Ninth
~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable and
relaxed.
Tenth
~
Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with
sticks, it was called witchcraft.
Today it's called golf.
And, finally
~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to
laugh at when you're old.
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