Re: Chuck Norris
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From the "Get Smart movie:
Max finds himself in a warehouse surrounded by KAOS agents. He says, "Right this minute this building is surrounded by 100 SWAT team men with automatic weapons!"
The KAOS leader says, "I don't believe you."
Max says, "Would you believe 10 armed police officers?"
"No."
"How about Chuck Norris with a BB gun?"
We are told not to judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics, but are told to judge all gunowners by the actions of a few.
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Re: Chuck Norris
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When one of his movies was shown at the mall I was at in the early 80's I seen him in person. Also found out years after one of my uncles died from one of my sisters that my uncle was friends with Chuck. That when ever Chuck show up in CA he would stop by at my uncles house. This is not a joke .My sister seen the photos on the wall of my uncle with Chuck.She ask him about it.My uncle is dead now.
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Re: Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends. Don't ask how I know, I don't wanna talk about it. RIP Pepe..... Man your a piece of work!! Good one
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Re: Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris carved out the faces on Mount Rushmore on his lunch break.
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Re: Chuck Norris
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Oh I like that. We make fun but if it ever happened, my money would be on the Duke, pilgrim!
I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor, and think, I'd tap that. I wonder about things.....
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Re: Chuck Norris
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
"Where Can A Man Find Bear Beaver And Other Critters Worth Cash Money When Skinned?"
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Re: Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack... even a heart isnt foolish enough to attack Chuck Norris.
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Re: Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
"Where Can A Man Find Bear Beaver And Other Critters Worth Cash Money When Skinned?"
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Re: Chuck Norris
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1lessdog, thats a good one!!
the just shall live by faith
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Re: Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
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Re: Chuck Norris
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Where I work, they stock the rest rooms with Chuck Norris toilet paper. Because , just like Chuck, It doesn't take crap off of anybody! They must stock porta pottys with the Chuck Norris family tree scratch paper in that case. Every trip into one is a horror film, to little pressure and there is the smearing effect. To much and a clean pass thru. Now I'm dreading monday
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