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AN AIRPLANE WAS ABOUT TO CRASH #6682167 12/03/19 02:38 PM 12/03/19 02:38 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 9,664 se SD rags57078 OP Humorist
rags57078 OP Humorist Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 9,664 se SD	AN AIRPLANE WAS ABOUT TO CRASH; THERE WERE 5 PASSENGERS ON BOARD, BUT ONLY 4 PARACHUTES. THE FIRST PASSENGER, HOLLY MADISON SAID, "I HAVE MY OWN REALITY SHOW AND I AM THE SMARTEST AND PRETTIEST WOMAN AT PLAYBOY, SO AMERICANS DON'T WANT ME TO DIE." SHE TOOK THE FIRST PACK AND JUMPED OUT OF THE PLANE. THE SECOND PASSENGER, JOHN MCCAIN , SAID, "I'M A SENATOR, AND A DECORATED WAR HERO FROM AN ELITE NAVY UNIT FROM THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA." SO HE GRABBED THE SECOND PACK AND JUMPED. THE THIRD PASSENGER, BARACK OBAMA SAID, "I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND I AM THE SMARTEST EVER IN THE HISTORY OF OUR COUNTRY, SOME EVEN CALL ME THE ANOINTED ONE." SO HE GRABBED THE PACK NEXT TO HIM AND JUMPED OUT. THE FOURTH PASSENGER, BILLY GRAHAM, SAID TO THE FIFTH PASSENGER, A 10-YEAR-OLD SCHOOLGIRL, "I HAVE LIVED A FULL LIFE AND SERVED MY GOD THE BEST I COULD. I WILL SACRIFICE MY LIFE AND LET YOU HAVE THE LAST PARACHUTE. "THE LITTLE GIRL SAID, "THAT'S OKAY, MR. GRAHAM. THERE'S A PARACHUTE LEFT FOR YOU. AMERICA'S SMARTEST PRESIDENT TOOK MY SCHOOLBAG ." I'll bet a dime that you share this one !! Off in my own world Fish on !!!!!!! 47 years in this game of trapping

Re: AN AIRPLANE WAS ABOUT TO CRASH [Re: rags57078] #6682171 12/03/19 02:42 PM 12/03/19 02:42 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 550 WV R redsnow trapper
redsnow trapper R Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 550 WV

Re: AN AIRPLANE WAS ABOUT TO CRASH [Re: rags57078] #6682204 12/03/19 03:40 PM 12/03/19 03:40 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 15,697 MN, Land of 10,000 Lakes T Trapper7 trapper
Trapper7 trapper T Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 15,697 MN, Land of 10,000 Lakes	I love this one! We are told not to judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics, but are told to judge all gunowners by the actions of a few.

Re: AN AIRPLANE WAS ABOUT TO CRASH [Re: rags57078] #6682360 12/03/19 07:27 PM 12/03/19 07:27 PM
Joined: Dec 2013 Posts: 14,861 Greene County,Virginia R run trapper
run trapper R Joined: Dec 2013 Posts: 14,861 Greene County,Virginia	Nice. wanna be goat farmer.

Re: AN AIRPLANE WAS ABOUT TO CRASH [Re: rags57078] #6682883 12/04/19 10:05 AM 12/04/19 10:05 AM
Joined: Feb 2017 Posts: 345 MISSOURI,Laclede Co F farmnhunt trapper
farmnhunt trapper F Joined: Feb 2017 Posts: 345 MISSOURI,Laclede Co	The first time I herd this joke it was Henry Kissinger the second Al Gore. But still gets a chuckle, cause politician are soo Smart!!!

Re: AN AIRPLANE WAS ABOUT TO CRASH [Re: rags57078] #6683104 12/04/19 03:12 PM 12/04/19 03:12 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 21,031 St. Louis Co, Mo B BigBob trapper
BigBob trapper B Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 21,031 St. Louis Co, Mo	If only! Every kid needs a Dog and a Curmudgeon. Remember Bowe Bergdahl, the traitor. Beware! Jill Pudlewski, Ron Oates and Keven Begesse are liars and thiefs!

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