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Two Generals were watching a battle #6718777
01/06/20 09:06 PM
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Two Generals of the Napoleanic era were watching a battle from a nearby bluff. Suddenly, a stray bullet struck one of them in the shoulder. Without an instants' pause, he turned to his aide - "Fetch me my red jacket," he commanded. As the aide rushed to comply, he turned to the other General, and explained that he didn't want the men to be demoralized by knowing he was wounded.



The other General was clearly impressed. At that moment, a cannonball shrieked between them, the wind from its passing rocking them both back on their heels. After a moment, the second General turned to his aide, and ordered, "Fetch me my brown trousers ... "


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Re: Two Generals were watching a battle [Re: amspoker] #6718780
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Re: Two Generals were watching a battle [Re: amspoker] #6718826
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Re: Two Generals were watching a battle [Re: amspoker] #6718875
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Re: Two Generals were watching a battle [Re: amspoker] #6718919
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Re: Two Generals were watching a battle [Re: amspoker] #6718984
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Re: Two Generals were watching a battle [Re: amspoker] #6719052
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Re: Two Generals were watching a battle [Re: amspoker] #6719077
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It was funny when Bill Engval said it, and its still funny. lol

Re: Two Generals were watching a battle [Re: amspoker] #6719137
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Re: Two Generals were watching a battle [Re: amspoker] #6719189
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