I’m glad I live far away from you guys.

I know I missed something of great import, but it will probably be alright.
Where you been Jurassic ? Fishing yet ?

Hey Les! Been fishing a few times so far. Just bought a 6 man insulated ice shelter and new power auger. Once this snowstorm stops and the weather clears up a bit then I’ll be fishing a lot with the family.

Saving a few coyotes for me?

You two need some private time?

This thread is Confusing
Confusious says

Ya know, every time I see a coonman post, I have to read. I know I shouldn’t, but I do. And then I open this post, and I kept reading, and I’m not sure what happened. But it did.

I would rather have a bottle in front of me.....than a frontal lobotomy.

You can't scream at a purple golf ball on a rocket ship to the moon. …… Just say'in…...

If alligators had lips, what about the chickens?

clowns hate the Easter Bunny but Santa loves hippopotamus's while grapes rot in my fridge.

well then,next xmas you can just hide your own eggs.

I did. I hid scrambled eggs on page 457 of the phone book. They wife is still looking......Shhhhhhh…… don't tell her...….

What him say!!!

ahhhh,under the q's for eggs,i get it.your secretions safe with me.

Of course under the Q's! Hiding them under the R's would be silly.

Now I need meds

see coonman.

How come I can pound with a hammer......but I can’t hammer with a pounder. ??

You don't need meds when the ocean delivers flies over an apple cart.

ive hammered a buncha pounders in my day.