Stinky Bed
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01/18/20 07:03 PM
01/18/20 07:03 PM
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So The wife goes to bed last night and I follow about a half hour later. I get into bed and I'm thinking "man my feet stink, why do my feet stink so bad?" I get under the covers and as I'm falling asleep, I keep getting this whiff of stinky feet.... In the back of my head I'm thinking I need the spray and powder in my shoes in the morning...…….. Dawn brakes...…. I wake up, the wife is downstairs and coffee is ready. When I sit up, I notice my wife's sock is right under my pillow! On a totally different subject, is there a good book written on how to dispose of a body?
I BELIEVE IN MY GOD, MY COUNTRY AND IN MYSELF.
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Re: Stinky Bed
[Re: Law Dog]
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01/18/20 07:34 PM
01/18/20 07:34 PM
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Oh...…. Don't worry...… I have decided to wear the same sock for 6 months and never take it off. After that I have designed a small chamber and a restraint system.....
I BELIEVE IN MY GOD, MY COUNTRY AND IN MYSELF.
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Re: Stinky Bed
[Re: white marlin]
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01/18/20 07:51 PM
01/18/20 07:51 PM
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yeah...what did you do previously? Never, I'm a gentleman.
I BELIEVE IN MY GOD, MY COUNTRY AND IN MYSELF.
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Re: Stinky Bed
[Re: Finster]
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01/18/20 07:54 PM
01/18/20 07:54 PM
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How come her feet are so smelly, you all amish and you have a secret laptop in the barn. And I suggest a dutch oven lol.
I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor, and think, I'd tap that. I wonder about things.....
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Re: Stinky Bed
[Re: Finster]
#6734797
01/18/20 08:13 PM
01/18/20 08:13 PM
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I was thinking you might bring a pair of tighty whiteies you wore at deer camp for the week and hide them around the house.
Was born in a Big City Will die in the Country OK with that!
Jerry Herbst
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Re: Stinky Bed
[Re: 330-Trapper]
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01/18/20 08:54 PM
01/18/20 08:54 PM
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Yeah! tell us...we can keep Secrets Exactly, if ya can't trust us then who can ya trust.
I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor, and think, I'd tap that. I wonder about things.....
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