Why men prefer guns over women
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01/27/20 08:47 PM
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10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for backup.
6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN...
1. You can buy a silencer for a gun!
Last edited by beaverpeeler; 01/27/20 09:00 PM.
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Re: Why men prefer guns over women
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01/27/20 09:41 PM
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Sleep well tonight beaverpeeler.
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Re: Why men prefer guns over women
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01/28/20 01:09 PM
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Yep, locked and loaded!
BTW, I copied that little gem out of a cowboy greasy-spoon breakfast place men's restroom in eastern Oregon. Showed it to my wife (via screen shot) and she thought it was funny too.
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