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Why men prefer guns over women #6747256
01/27/20 08:47 PM
01/27/20 08:47 PM
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Oregon
beaverpeeler Offline OP
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10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for backup.

6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN...

1. You can buy a silencer for a gun!

Last edited by beaverpeeler; 01/27/20 09:00 PM.

"Can't we all just get along?" ---Rodney King (1991)
Re: Why men prefer guns over women [Re: beaverpeeler] #6747268
01/27/20 08:59 PM
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Some good points. JMO


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Re: Why men prefer guns over women [Re: beaverpeeler] #6747270
01/27/20 09:02 PM
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laugh


Let me sugar coat this
Re: Why men prefer guns over women [Re: beaverpeeler] #6747313
01/27/20 09:41 PM
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Sleep well tonight beaverpeeler.


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Re: Why men prefer guns over women [Re: ApocalypticGoatH] #6747327
01/27/20 09:49 PM
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Originally Posted by gray dog
Sleep well tonight beaverpeeler.

With one eye open!!! shocked


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Re: Why men prefer guns over women [Re: beaverpeeler] #6747381
01/27/20 10:33 PM
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His wife doesn't waste her time with this forum. Probably why they are still married.


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Re: Why men prefer guns over women [Re: beaverpeeler] #6747388
01/27/20 10:40 PM
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laugh


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Re: Why men prefer guns over women [Re: beaverpeeler] #6747398
01/27/20 10:50 PM
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11. Don't hog the bed

12. Guns don't mind rapid firing

13. Guns will let you know if there's a problem

Re: Why men prefer guns over women [Re: beaverpeeler] #6747462
01/28/20 12:05 AM
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Hahaha these are pretty good

Re: Why men prefer guns over women [Re: beaverpeeler] #6747494
01/28/20 12:33 AM
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Well they BOTH can go Off with both barrels!!!


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Re: Why men prefer guns over women [Re: beaverpeeler] #6747714
01/28/20 09:50 AM
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15. Guns will tell you what they want to eat

16. Guns are always ready for a good time

Drum roll........
17. Guns don't come with in laws

Re: Why men prefer guns over women [Re: beaverpeeler] #6747718
01/28/20 09:52 AM
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...are you alive beaverpealer?


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Re: Why men prefer guns over women [Re: beaverpeeler] #6747930
01/28/20 01:09 PM
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Yep, locked and loaded!

BTW, I copied that little gem out of a cowboy greasy-spoon breakfast place men's restroom in eastern Oregon. Showed it to my wife (via screen shot) and she thought it was funny too.

Last edited by beaverpeeler; 01/28/20 01:11 PM.

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Re: Why men prefer guns over women [Re: beaverpeeler] #6747935
01/28/20 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted by beaverpeeler
Yep, locked and loaded!

Thought you'd been

Dissapeared. accidentally on purpose grin


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Re: Why men prefer guns over women [Re: beaverpeeler] #6747951
01/28/20 01:31 PM
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Showed this to my wife and she said if I agree with this next time I wanted some "lovin" to go get my 12 gauge pump out from behind the door.

You guys can have you 10 12, 15 reason to have a gun over a woman . I'll keep my woman.............

Re: Why men prefer guns over women [Re: beaverpeeler] #6748191
01/28/20 05:23 PM
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Lol


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Re: Why men prefer guns over women [Re: beaverpeeler] #6748269
01/28/20 06:29 PM
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You can put it away for 20 years and it will look the same when you dig it back out.

Re: Why men prefer guns over women [Re: beaverpeeler] #6748346
01/28/20 07:26 PM
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Yeah, but no matter how much you lube your gun....never mind.

Re: Why men prefer guns over women [Re: beaverpeeler] #6748407
01/28/20 07:54 PM
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Lol. I mean your not wrong..... but wow! Glad your wife got a kick! laugh


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Re: Why men prefer guns over women [Re: beaverpeeler] #6748667
01/28/20 10:58 PM
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I have said for decades that the three most important things in life are: a good dog, a good woman, and a good rifle. The order of importance may change daily or sometimes hourly.

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