An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman
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02/09/20 07:08 PM
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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are sitting in a pub, quaffing a few nut-brown ale. While they're sitting around blankly staring at their mugs, three flies buzz down from the ceiling and lazily circle each drinker. Suddenly "buzzzplooop," each fly does a kamakazi dive into a different glass.
The Englishman gives a disgusted look at his pint, dips the fly out with a spoon, flicks it over his shoulder, and drains the glass.
The Irishman notices the fly as he puts the glass to his lips. With a quick puff he blows the bug out in a cloud of foam, and tosses the beer down in one gulp.
They both look on amazed as the Scotsman carefully grasps the fly by its wings, gently lifts it and shakes it off.
Then he says to the fly in a quiet voice, "There y'are laddie, now SPIT IT OOOOT!"
Levi
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Re: An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman
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02/09/20 08:22 PM
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My father-in-law would of loved that. Last name Dunn!
Vietnam--1967 46th. Const./Combat Engineers
"Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction." "After the first shot, all plans go out the window!"
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