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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman #6764566
02/09/20 07:08 PM
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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are sitting in a pub, quaffing a few nut-brown ale. While they're sitting around blankly staring at their mugs, three flies buzz down from the ceiling and lazily circle each drinker. Suddenly "buzzzplooop," each fly does a kamakazi dive into a different glass.



The Englishman gives a disgusted look at his pint, dips the fly out with a spoon, flicks it over his shoulder, and drains the glass.



The Irishman notices the fly as he puts the glass to his lips. With a quick puff he blows the bug out in a cloud of foam, and tosses the beer down in one gulp.



They both look on amazed as the Scotsman carefully grasps the fly by its wings, gently lifts it and shakes it off.

Then he says to the fly in a quiet voice, "There y'are laddie, now SPIT IT OOOOT!"


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Re: An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman [Re: amspoker] #6764569
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lol


The only place you find free cheese is in a mousetrap !
Re: An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman [Re: amspoker] #6764575
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Haha. Good one!


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Re: An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman [Re: amspoker] #6764582
02/09/20 07:18 PM
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Darn cheap A scotsmen.....short arm and deep pockets the lot of them.

Re: An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman [Re: amspoker] #6764617
02/09/20 07:48 PM
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Re: An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman [Re: amspoker] #6764635
02/09/20 08:11 PM
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Lol grin


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Re: An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman [Re: amspoker] #6764641
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lol... smile


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Re: An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman [Re: amspoker] #6764643
02/09/20 08:22 PM
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My father-in-law would of loved that. Last name Dunn!


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"Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction."
"After the first shot, all plans go out the window!"
Re: An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman [Re: amspoker] #6765812
02/10/20 09:32 PM
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Nice


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