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Divorce hearing in Italy #6775945
02/19/20 11:23 AM
02/19/20 11:23 AM
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He and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court in Italy, but the custody of their children posed a problem.

The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.

The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story.

After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied:

"Your Honour, when I put a coin into a vending machine, and a Coke comes out, does the Coke belong to me or to the machine?


Free people are not equal. Equal people are not free. What's supposed to be ain't always is. Hopper Hunter
Re: Divorce hearing in Italy [Re: jk] #6775951
02/19/20 11:32 AM
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Re: Divorce hearing in Italy [Re: jk] #6775980
02/19/20 12:02 PM
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He has a point. LOL


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Re: Divorce hearing in Italy [Re: jk] #6775984
02/19/20 12:04 PM
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Re: Divorce hearing in Italy [Re: jk] #6776002
02/19/20 12:15 PM
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lol


Give me a fish, I will eat for a day. Teach me to fish, I will eat for a lifetime
Re: Divorce hearing in Italy [Re: jk] #6776167
02/19/20 03:58 PM
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LOL


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Re: Divorce hearing in Italy [Re: jk] #6776174
02/19/20 04:06 PM
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Very Funny !


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