Burma Shave
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02/28/20 02:10 PM
02/28/20 02:10 PM
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Posts: 5,754 Williamsport, Pa.
jk
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A Refresher Course in "Burma Shave"
Burma Shave. Always good for a smile!
A man, a miss,
A car, a curve.
He kissed the miss,
And missed the curve.
Burma Shave
I'm sure that Burma Shave actually saved some lives. People laughed and they were more careful! It was a REAL "service" to America, even though it was an advertisement and it was one of the RARE "really useful" ones!
To My Old-As-Dirt Friends and Relatives who qualify as "old as dirt." For those who never saw any of the Burma Shave signs, here is a quick lesson in our history of the 1930's and '40's. Before there were interstates when everyone drove the old 2 lane roads, Burma Shave signs would be posted all over the countryside in farmers' fields. They were small red signs with white letters. Five signs, about 100 feet apart, each containing 1 line of a 4 line couplet and the obligatory 5th sign advertising Burma Shave, a popular shaving cream.
DON'T STICK YOUR ELBOW
OUT SO FAR
IT MAY GO HOME
IN ANOTHER CAR.
Burma Shave
TRAINS DON'T WANDER
ALL OVER THE MAP
'CAUSE NOBODY SITS
IN THE ENGINEER'S LAP.
Burma Shave
SHE KISSED THE HAIRBRUSH
BY MISTAKE
SHE THOUGHT IT WAS
HER HUSBAND JAKE.
Burma Shave
DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD
TO GAIN A MINUTE
YOU NEED YOUR HEAD
YOUR BRAINS ARE IN IT.
Burma Shave
DROVE TOO LONG
DRIVER SNOOZING
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
IS NOT AMUSING.
Burma Shave
BROTHER SPEEDER
LET'S REHEARSE
ALL TOGETHER
GOOD MORNING, NURSE
Burma Shave
CAUTIOUS RIDER
TO HER RECKLESS DEAR
LET'S HAVE LESS BULL
AND A LITTLE MORE STEER.
Burma Shave
SPEED WAS HIGH
WEATHER WAS NOT
TIRES WERE THIN
X MARKS THE SPOT.
Burma Shave
THE MIDNIGHT RIDE
OF PAUL FOR BEER
LED TO A WARMER
HEMISPHERE.
Burma Shave
AROUND THE CURVE
LICKETY-SPLIT
BEAUTIFUL CAR
WASN'T IT?
Burma Shave
NO MATTER THE PRICE
NO MATTER HOW NEW
THE BEST SAFETY DEVICE
IN THE CAR IS YOU.
Burma Shave
A GUY WHO DRIVES
A CAR WIDE OPEN
IS NOT THINKIN'
HE'S JUST HOPING
Burma Shave
AT INTERSECTIONS
LOOK EACH WAY
A HARP SOUNDS NICE
BUT IT'S HARD TO PLAY.
Burma Shave
BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL
EYES ON THE ROAD
THAT'S THE SKILLFUL
DRIVER'S CODE.
Burma Shave
THE ONE WHO DRIVES
WHEN HE'S BEEN DRINKING
DEPENDS ON YOU
TO DO HIS THINKING.
Burma Shave
CAR IN DITCH
DRIVER IN TREE
THE MOON WAS FULL
AND SO WAS HE.
Burma Shave
PASSING SCHOOL ZONE
TAKE IT SLOW
LET OUR LITTLE
SHAVERS GROW.
Burma Shave
Do these bring back any old memories? If not, you're merely a child. If they do - then you're old as dirt LIKE ME!
Free people are not equal. Equal people are not free. What's supposed to be ain't always is. Hopper Hunter
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Re: Burma Shave
[Re: jk]
#6786373
02/28/20 02:50 PM
02/28/20 02:50 PM
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Posts: 3,476 Northern Ohio ...
Sullivan K
"Keith"
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"Keith"
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 3,476
Northern Ohio ...
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I can only remember two
When passing school zones Take it slow And let our little Shavers grow
Listen birds These signs cost money Roost awhile But don't get funny
My name ain't Keith
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Re: Burma Shave
[Re: jk]
#6786416
02/28/20 03:14 PM
02/28/20 03:14 PM
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Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 13,193 Central Pennsylvania
Nittany Lion
Don't call me Mister, Mister
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Don't call me Mister, Mister
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 13,193
Central Pennsylvania
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I remember those signs, I always enjoyed reading them.
I got myself a seniors' GPS. Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination, it tells me why I wanted to go there.
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Re: Burma Shave
[Re: jk]
#6786434
02/28/20 03:28 PM
02/28/20 03:28 PM
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Posts: 20,117 SEPA
Lugnut
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There were Burma Shave signs along Rt. 54 near Elysburg as late as ten years ago. Might still be, I started going a different way to camp
One of my favorites:
Said farmer Brown
Who's bald On top
Wish I could
Rotate the crop
Burma-Shave
Eh...wot?
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Re: Burma Shave
[Re: jk]
#6786703
02/28/20 07:07 PM
02/28/20 07:07 PM
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Posts: 5,900 michigan,USA
seniortrap
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michigan,USA
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I remember well when we(mom and dad all us kids) traveled to Oklahoma on route 66 in 1954 and 58. Also when traveling to Oregon in 1964.
It kept us busy waiting for the next set of signs.
Last edited by seniortrap; 02/28/20 07:08 PM.
Vietnam--1967 46th. Const./Combat Engineers
"Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction." "After the first shot, all plans go out the window!"
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