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Re: New baby boom [Re: danvee] #6803426
03/15/20 07:39 PM
03/15/20 07:39 PM
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Nebraska, Dawson County
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I wouldn't let her read this thread, if you ever want get 'jiggy' again. shocked



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Re: New baby boom [Re: danvee] #6803500
03/15/20 08:23 PM
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Kansas
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More great advice lol


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Re: New baby boom [Re: danvee] #6803515
03/15/20 08:40 PM
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The only place you find free cheese is in a mousetrap !
Re: New baby boom [Re: cat daddy] #6803521
03/15/20 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted by cat daddy
Babies born in late 2020, will be referred to as coronials!



lmao!!!!!!!!!!



Re: New baby boom [Re: danvee] #6803603
03/15/20 09:30 PM
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PA/NY on the line
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9 months from now December 15th...

Corona virus probably has the same creator as valentines day and it sure as heck was a woman that created the holiday and the virus...

Re: New baby boom [Re: danvee] #6803637
03/15/20 09:45 PM
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You could try the romantic moves from the animal kingdom. Start off with moves like a rooster. Its well known Roosters are very romantic.

Re: New baby boom [Re: Providence Farm] #6803729
03/15/20 11:04 PM
03/15/20 11:04 PM
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Henderson, N.Y. Jefferson Co.
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Try this Pickup Line:

"You and me baby, we ain't nothin but mammals,
So lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel."
laugh


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Re: New baby boom [Re: danvee] #6803735
03/15/20 11:14 PM
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The whole infertility/end of the world thing didn’t work. She said no thanks, and told all you guys and I quote “go suck eggs”


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Re: New baby boom [Re: danvee] #6803736
03/15/20 11:15 PM
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We had an ice storm back in 1998. Many had no power for over a week, and no heat. When there is only candle light, the fireplace, and each other to stay warm it's easy to understand why there was a baby boom 9 months later. Keeping warm the old fashioned way is the best way. So......if you have to self quarantine, you may as well make the best of it.

Re: New baby boom [Re: Pawnee] #6803739
03/15/20 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Pawnee
The whole infertility/end of the world thing didn’t work. She said no thanks, and told all you guys and I quote “go suck eggs”



lmao



Re: New baby boom [Re: danvee] #6805297
03/17/20 08:00 AM
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Texted her and told her I might have to make a parts run to the city today, and thought maybe she might like a bottle or two of red wine. She texted back and said no but if I went by TSC I could pick up one of these! sick

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Re: New baby boom [Re: danvee] #6805588
03/17/20 11:29 AM
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It ain't gonna happen with govt telling people to stay 3 feet apart.

Re: New baby boom [Re: danvee] #6805591
03/17/20 11:32 AM
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Tonawanda, NY, 14150 Erie
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We are having baby girl in 3 weeks (4/8). Not the ideal time to delivery a baby. Hospitals here in NY already limited visitors to 1 person/spouse only. Will make for one (This word is unacceptable on Trapperman) of a story.

Re: New baby boom [Re: danvee] #6805609
03/17/20 11:41 AM
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I think you should seek proffessional help. if your in the city there should be a 3 oklock mattinee 1 dollar free will offering.


The only place you find free cheese is in a mousetrap !
Re: New baby boom [Re: danvee] #6805617
03/17/20 11:49 AM
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You might try the old "Never let a crisis go to waste." line. However, desperation is never attractive. LOL.

Re: New baby boom [Re: Kansas Cat] #6805650
03/17/20 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Kansas Cat
You might try the old "Never let a crisis go to waste." line. However, desperation is never attractive. LOL.

I tried the not being desperate thing once. Told the wife one time I really wasn't interested right now but I'd take one for the team.... she said good, keep setting on the bench...

Re: New baby boom [Re: danvee] #6805654
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Women can be very cruel...……..and patient. LOL.

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Re: New baby boom [Re: TonawandaTrapper] #6805693
03/17/20 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted by TonawandaTrapper
We are having baby girl in 3 weeks (4/8). Not the ideal time to delivery a baby. Hospitals here in NY already limited visitors to 1 person/spouse only. Will make for one (This word is unacceptable on Trapperman) of a story.


Good luck to you. I hope everything goes great for you. God bless


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Re: New baby boom [Re: Kansas Cat] #6805694
03/17/20 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Kansas Cat
Women can be very cruel...……..and patient. LOL.


I’ll say AMEN to that!!!


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Re: New baby boom [Re: Fisher Man] #6805708
03/17/20 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Fisher Man
It ain't gonna happen with govt telling people to stay 3 feet apart.

Unless you have a rocket launcher


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