Enough politics for the rest of the month. Stay healthy my friend.

Here's a Corona on me. Cheers my friend.

Why did the blind guy fall in the well?




He just couldn't see that well.

ole n sven were driving seen lars had sign at gas station chance at free sex with fillup
ole swung in filled er up went in for his chance
lars said [ick no between 1 n 10 /// ole says ok 5
lars says nope it was 6
next day driving svens truck they tried it again
sven guesses six nope it was 7
sven says i think that lars is a crook
ole says oh no lena has been there 3 times with the car and won every time !!!

How do you kill a fox?


Ask it to run across Canada for cancer.

What happened to Rags? I miss his jokes. Thanks in advance, Rags.

My sons kindergarten joke for his teacher

Why should you never play uno with a Mexican?

Because they will take all your green cards.

There was a guy, in the city, setting on the steps of his apartment building, cooking a chicken on a little hand rotisserie. A drunk walked up and said "Hey buddy, the music stopped and your monkeys on fire."

Biden will make a good president !!!!

A therapist has a theory that couples who make love once a day are the happiest. So he tests it at a seminar by asking those assembled, “How many people here make love once a day?” Half the people raise their hands, each of them grinning widely. “Once a week?” A third of the audience members raise their hands, their grins a bit less vibrant. “Once a month?” A few hands tepidly go up. Then he asks, “OK, how about once a year?”

One man in the back jumps up and down, jubilantly waving his hands. The therapist is shocked—this disproves his theory. “If you make love only once a year,” he asks, “why are you so happy?”

The man yells, “Today’s the day!”

That one made me expel coffee on my keyboard. Thanks for that!

My 9 year olds favorite joke:

Three guys walked into a Bar...... it really hurt.

Sometimes . I sit on the floor. Pull my knees up to my chest. Tuck my head down. Give a little push. Cause that’s how I roll

A baby seal walks into a bar and says: I'll have anything but a Canadian club.

A guy walks into a pharmacy and buys a pack of condoms. The cashier asks him if he wants a bag. He responds, "No, she's not that ugly."

A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the (This word is unacceptable on Trapperman) do you think you're doing?" "I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line." "Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"

The teacher said to his class one day, “Please stand up, anyone who thinks they’re stupid.”
Nobody stood up so the teacher said, “I’m sure there are some stupid students in this class!”
At this point Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, “Oh Johnny! So you think you’re stupid then?”
Little Johnny replied, “No, I just felt bad that you were standing up on your own.”


Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So what’s your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They run into an old barn and hide in potato sacks. The officer chasing them walks into the barn looking for them. He kicks the first sack with the redhead inside and the redhead says, “Woof woof!” The cop thinks it’s a dog, so he walks to the next one. He kicks the second bag with the brunette, and she says, “Meow meow!” The cop believes it’s a cat and moves on. He kicks the third bag with the blonde, and the blonde yells, “Potato potato!”


The police stop an old guy in questionable condition at 1 am.
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“What are you doing out so late, sir?” asks the police officer.
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“I’m going to a seminar on ‘The harmful effects of alcohol’,” replies the man.
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“Are you pulling my leg or something?!“ says the police officer, „who would hold a seminar like that at this hour?!”
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The man sighs, “my wife.”

How do you think the unthinkable?

Mike Tyson: With an itheberg.

"The straight and narrow road would not be so narrow if more of us followed it"

"For every mile of road there are two miles of ditches"

A man who has a jelly roll in his pocket has his butt in Jam

Bryce