Re: Somebody needs to post some good jokes
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Here's a Corona on me. Cheers my friend.
Last edited by muddyriverdogz; 03/21/20 11:31 PM.
You only live once, so get over it!
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Re: Somebody needs to post some good jokes
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Re: Somebody needs to post some good jokes
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ole n sven were driving seen lars had sign at gas station chance at free sex with fillup ole swung in filled er up went in for his chance lars said [ick no between 1 n 10 /// ole says ok 5 lars says nope it was 6 next day driving svens truck they tried it again sven guesses six nope it was 7 sven says i think that lars is a crook ole says oh no lena has been there 3 times with the car and won every time !!!
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Re: Somebody needs to post some good jokes
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My sons kindergarten joke for his teacher
Why should you never play uno with a Mexican?
Because they will take all your green cards.
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Re: Somebody needs to post some good jokes
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There was a guy, in the city, setting on the steps of his apartment building, cooking a chicken on a little hand rotisserie. A drunk walked up and said "Hey buddy, the music stopped and your monkeys on fire."
My name ain't Keith
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Re: Somebody needs to post some good jokes
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A therapist has a theory that couples who make love once a day are the happiest. So he tests it at a seminar by asking those assembled, “How many people here make love once a day?” Half the people raise their hands, each of them grinning widely. “Once a week?” A third of the audience members raise their hands, their grins a bit less vibrant. “Once a month?” A few hands tepidly go up. Then he asks, “OK, how about once a year?”
One man in the back jumps up and down, jubilantly waving his hands. The therapist is shocked—this disproves his theory. “If you make love only once a year,” he asks, “why are you so happy?”
The man yells, “Today’s the day!”
I got myself a seniors' GPS. Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination, it tells me why I wanted to go there.
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Re: Somebody needs to post some good jokes
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My 9 year olds favorite joke:
Three guys walked into a Bar...... it really hurt.
Author of The Lure Hunter: A Guide to Finding Fishing Lures
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Re: Somebody needs to post some good jokes
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A guy walks into a pharmacy and buys a pack of condoms. The cashier asks him if he wants a bag. He responds, "No, she's not that ugly."
In youth we learn, In age we Understand.
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Re: Somebody needs to post some good jokes
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A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the (This word is unacceptable on Trapperman) do you think you're doing?" "I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line." "Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"
The teacher said to his class one day, “Please stand up, anyone who thinks they’re stupid.” Nobody stood up so the teacher said, “I’m sure there are some stupid students in this class!” At this point Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, “Oh Johnny! So you think you’re stupid then?” Little Johnny replied, “No, I just felt bad that you were standing up on your own.”
Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what’s your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.
In youth we learn, In age we Understand.
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Re: Somebody needs to post some good jokes
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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They run into an old barn and hide in potato sacks. The officer chasing them walks into the barn looking for them. He kicks the first sack with the redhead inside and the redhead says, “Woof woof!” The cop thinks it’s a dog, so he walks to the next one. He kicks the second bag with the brunette, and she says, “Meow meow!” The cop believes it’s a cat and moves on. He kicks the third bag with the blonde, and the blonde yells, “Potato potato!”
The police stop an old guy in questionable condition at 1 am. - “What are you doing out so late, sir?” asks the police officer. - “I’m going to a seminar on ‘The harmful effects of alcohol’,” replies the man. - “Are you pulling my leg or something?!“ says the police officer, „who would hold a seminar like that at this hour?!” - The man sighs, “my wife.”
In youth we learn, In age we Understand.
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Re: Somebody needs to post some good jokes
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How do you think the unthinkable? Mike Tyson: With an itheberg.
I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor, and think, I'd tap that. I wonder about things.....
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