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the devil
#6815439
03/24/20 10:59 AM
03/24/20 10:59 AM
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South Dakota
Hydropillar
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The devil went down to wallmart
he was lookin for a roll to steal
he was in a bind clinchin his behind
he was willing to make a deal !!
The only place you find free cheese is in a mousetrap !
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Re: the devil
[Re: Hydropillar]
#6815460
03/24/20 11:25 AM
03/24/20 11:25 AM
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ny
upstateNY
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Then he came across a stock boy fillin shelves and what not,,,then he jumped up on a shopping cart and said boy let me tell ya what
the wheels of the gods turn very slowly
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Re: the devil
[Re: Hydropillar]
#6815465
03/24/20 11:29 AM
03/24/20 11:29 AM
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Posts: 3,141
Michigan
Ditchdiver
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I guess you prolly figured I would already be stocked up, but I'm down to my last half sheet of 2 ply, to wipe my big red butt.
When life gets me down..... you know hunting/trapping season is closed.
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Re: the devil
[Re: KeithC]
#6815481
03/24/20 11:47 AM
03/24/20 11:47 AM
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Posts: 11,161
Oregon
beaverpeeler
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I guess you didn't know it
But I need to take a poo
And if you don't sell a roll, I'll wipe my rear with you.
Keith Excellent! LOL
My fear of moving stairs is escalating!
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Re: the devil
[Re: Hydropillar]
#6815486
03/24/20 11:58 AM
03/24/20 11:58 AM
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And the stock boy said My names johhny and it might be a sin
but all we got is 2 ply and you know its mighty thin
no guaranty if you should break through
i recomend some corn cobs
or your fingers will smell like poo
The only place you find free cheese is in a mousetrap !
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Re: the devil
[Re: Hydropillar]
#6815490
03/24/20 12:06 PM
03/24/20 12:06 PM
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ny
upstateNY
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Then Johnny sani-wiped,, his shelf and started stockin hard,,cause all heck broke loose in Walmart and the devil deals the cards
the wheels of the gods turn very slowly
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Re: the devil
[Re: Hydropillar]
#6815493
03/24/20 12:09 PM
03/24/20 12:09 PM
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Michigan
Ditchdiver
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Brown as a beaver, stinky as musk,
Tp's a better wipe than a corn cob husk.
When life gets me down..... you know hunting/trapping season is closed.
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Re: the devil
[Re: Hydropillar]
#6815496
03/24/20 12:14 PM
03/24/20 12:14 PM
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ny
upstateNY
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Then the devil dropped his drawers and said " ill start this show",,then fire flew from his butt,as he grabbed another roll
Last edited by upstateNY; 03/24/20 12:18 PM.
the wheels of the gods turn very slowly
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Re: the devil
[Re: Foxpaw]
#6815525
03/24/20 12:45 PM
03/24/20 12:45 PM
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South Dakota
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The girl behind him said the distance ain't 6 feet. but the fart he blew sure carried alota heat!
The only place you find free cheese is in a mousetrap !
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Re: the devil
[Re: Hydropillar]
#6815546
03/24/20 01:05 PM
03/24/20 01:05 PM
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ny
upstateNY
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The girl behind him said the distance ain't 6 feet. but the fart he blew sure carried alota heat! Then he dragged a roll across his butt and it made an evill hiss
the wheels of the gods turn very slowly
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Re: the devil
[Re: Hydropillar]
#6815560
03/24/20 01:15 PM
03/24/20 01:15 PM
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South Dakota
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as i lift my leg and let one rip it sounded kinda like this!!!
The only place you find free cheese is in a mousetrap !
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Re: the devil
[Re: Hydropillar]
#6815604
03/24/20 01:46 PM
03/24/20 01:46 PM
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Posts: 882
pennsylvania
rick brocious
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pennsylvania
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Devils got the runs so run boy run . Devils in the house with a stinky bum .
Last edited by rick brocious; 03/24/20 02:49 PM.
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Re: the devil
[Re: rick brocious]
#6815607
03/24/20 01:48 PM
03/24/20 01:48 PM
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ny
upstateNY
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Devils got the runs so run boy run . Get out the way before he spreads his buns
the wheels of the gods turn very slowly
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