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Re: What's the funniest thing Grandpa used to say? [Re: Leftlane] #6817532
03/25/20 10:14 PM
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Re: What's the funniest thing Grandpa used to say? [Re: Leftlane] #6817534
03/25/20 10:18 PM
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one thing that comes to mind, my grandfather on my fathers side - in Brooklyn, as shanty Irish as one could get, and a retired member of the FDNY [1940 - 1960 ??] anyhow, Grandpa, may dad [still in the FDNY back then... mid 1970s...] my uncle George [plumber...] and me, as a child - they are all drinking the night away when all of a sudden there was a great crash, followed my grandfather yelling to my grandmother:

Edna, get the womper !!
Edna, get the womper !!

This was code words to get the mop - and my poor grandmother would obediantly do so, while the men kept getting drunker as the night went on.

What a life I had as a child when I'd visit my fathers side of the family !!

But you know what, those were very happy memories for me as well, as truth be told - this was all taking place in an apartment over a storefront on 5th ave and 82nd street in Bay Ridge Brooklyn, and times were tough - there was not a lot of money, so when weekends came and everyone was around, it was party time at Grandpas...

Edna, Get the Womper !!
Clean up this mess................ !!

Ha Ha... my grandfather was something else !!!

Typical Irish, gosh I miss them days so much................


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East Derby CT
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Re: What's the funniest thing Grandpa used to say? [Re: Leftlane] #6817537
03/25/20 10:19 PM
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Re: What's the funniest thing Grandpa used to say? [Re: Leftlane] #6817541
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"You're dumber than a bag of hammers"

Re: What's the funniest thing Grandpa used to say? [Re: Leftlane] #6817544
03/25/20 10:22 PM
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You're about as slow as molasses in January on a northbound train.

Re: What's the funniest thing Grandpa used to say? [Re: Leftlane] #6817549
03/25/20 10:23 PM
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My Dad (died last year at 92) said he never saw his Dad shave himself..........Grandma always shaved him with a straight razor. There's a man that better behave himself.............


I know I'm paranoid......but am I paranoid ENOUGH???
Re: What's the funniest thing Grandpa used to say? [Re: Leftlane] #6817551
03/25/20 10:24 PM
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I see you looking at her......better drop a window on it before you get her pregnant.

Re: What's the funniest thing Grandpa used to say? [Re: Leftlane] #6817563
03/25/20 10:34 PM
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She looks like 2 boar coon fighting in a 50 pound sack of sweet corn.
That boys got a lot of quit in him
You could break an anvil in a sandbox with a rubber hammer!
If brains were dynamite he couldn't blow his nose

Re: What's the funniest thing Grandpa used to say? [Re: Leftlane] #6817585
03/25/20 10:51 PM
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Slower than a 7 year itch and 10 years behind scratchin

Slicker than snot on a brass door knob


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Re: What's the funniest thing Grandpa used to say? [Re: Leftlane] #6817605
03/25/20 11:08 PM
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Slicker than snot on a hoe handle
You made your bed you sleep in it
About as useful as tits on a boar pig
Looks like two grizzly bears rasslin in a gunny sack
May as well pee into the wind
Go pee up a rope
You know what a guy oughta do
Uglier than a mud fence
goo it and scew it
udderly ridiculous

Re: What's the funniest thing Grandpa used to say? [Re: Leftlane] #6817652
03/26/20 12:30 AM
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boy, you could break two steel ball bearing in your pocket !


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Re: What's the funniest thing Grandpa used to say? [Re: Leftlane] #6817670
03/26/20 01:40 AM
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Something about boys and girls sleeping together learning about body functions.

Looking for end of rope but some fool cut it off.

Re: What's the funniest thing Grandpa used to say? [Re: Leftlane] #6817674
03/26/20 03:06 AM
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Matanuska Valley, Alaska
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My grandpa's advice to me: "Never pass up the opportunity to take a leak. Never trust a fart. And never waste a (erection) even if you're alone."

His best advice ever: "Never pass up a chance to keep your mouth shut." "Doing the right thing is never the wrong thing."

Re: What's the funniest thing Grandpa used to say? [Re: Leftlane] #6817683
03/26/20 04:43 AM
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I wish I had your body and my head--I'd make a million dollars!


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Re: What's the funniest thing Grandpa used to say? [Re: Leftlane] #6817695
03/26/20 05:26 AM
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I wish I could buy that guy for what he's worth and sell him for what he thinks he's worth. I'd get rich.

Re: What's the funniest thing Grandpa used to say? [Re: Leftlane] #6817696
03/26/20 05:31 AM
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never trust a man that wears a suit to work

he can't tell feces from apple butter

its colder than a well diggers rear in january

tighten your cinch and quit crying


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Re: What's the funniest thing Grandpa used to say? [Re: Leftlane] #6817699
03/26/20 05:47 AM
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my grampas name was Elno and he'd take grammas noel candles and change em to spell his name around xmas


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Re: What's the funniest thing Grandpa used to say? [Re: Leftlane] #6817732
03/26/20 07:02 AM
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grandpa- wish I had a pair of shoes make out of it, they wouldn't wear out

Re: What's the funniest thing Grandpa used to say? [Re: Leftlane] #6817738
03/26/20 07:17 AM
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My grandma, the more you stir a turd the more it stinks and their so crooked they will have to screw them in the ground when they die. Old friend that is gone, his best advice was life is easier when you hang around good people.

Re: What's the funniest thing Grandpa used to say? [Re: Leftlane] #6817750
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U can't make a silk purse out or a sows ear

If they made tires out of that, they would last a lifetime (entering puberty lesson)

Hurryup and wait

If I had a nickle for every time u did that, I'd b a millionaire


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