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Social distancing jokes. #6817858
03/26/20 10:08 AM
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Does anyone have some to share? It doesn't matter if it doesn't have anything to do with social distancing. I think we could use a joke thread. I think Garlic helps with social distancing, what do you trapperman people have to say?

Re: Social distancing jokes. [Re: run] #6817868
03/26/20 10:17 AM
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Sometimes its tough for people to know how far apart to keep from others.

In canada we like to say if you can hit someone with a hockey stick, you are too close.

And for trappers, you want to stay about two beaver lengths away from the next person.

Hope this helps...

Re: Social distancing jokes. [Re: run] #6817870
03/26/20 10:19 AM
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Eat some ramps.


I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor, and think, I'd tap that. I wonder about things.....
Re: Social distancing jokes. [Re: run] #6817871
03/26/20 10:20 AM
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If you can smell their farts you are too close.


I have nothing clever to put here.





Re: Social distancing jokes. [Re: run] #6817872
03/26/20 10:21 AM
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Man who farts in church often sits alone in his own pew!

Mac


"Never Forget Which Way Is Up"

Re: Social distancing jokes. [Re: Macthediver] #6817889
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Re: Social distancing jokes. [Re: Macthediver] #6817890
03/26/20 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Macthediver
Man who farts in church often sits alone in his own pew!

Mac

laugh Good one!


Alcohol, Tobacco, & Firearms should be a convenience store, not a government agency.
Re: Social distancing jokes. [Re: run] #6818333
03/26/20 06:09 PM
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I'm not being antisocial. I'm just saving on deodorant.

Re: Social distancing jokes. [Re: run] #6818344
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Re: Social distancing jokes. [Re: run] #6818571
03/26/20 09:05 PM
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a little gusto behind each ear and ya wont have to worry


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Re: Social distancing jokes. [Re: cotton] #6818584
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I prefer Eau de Violator 7.

Re: Social distancing jokes. [Re: run] #6818929
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like a good neighbor
stay over there

Re: Social distancing jokes. [Re: run] #6818930
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back in the day, there was so much toilet paper that people use to literally string it in the trees of their enemies

Re: Social distancing jokes. [Re: run] #6818971
03/27/20 08:58 AM
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Re: Social distancing jokes. [Re: run] #6818977
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If you can smell other people's fart, you're too close

Re: Social distancing jokes. [Re: run] #6818979
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if you swing a dead cat and hit someone, they are too close

Re: Social distancing jokes. [Re: run] #6818995
03/27/20 09:16 AM
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You ever get caught social isolating your self in a closet? crazy
Good place to hide isn't it.. grin

Mac


"Never Forget Which Way Is Up"

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