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If you can give me a new reason for speeding #6752793
01/31/20 09:22 PM
01/31/20 09:22 PM
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Posts: 3,650
Southeast Ohio
amspoker Offline OP
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A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership.

Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. “Amazing,” he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more.



Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, “What am I doing? I’m too old for this!” and pulled over to await the trooper’s arrival.



Pulling in behind him, the Trooper got out of his vehicle and walked up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, “Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding – a reason I’ve never before heard – I’ll let you go.”



The old gentleman paused then said, “Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.”

“Have a good day, Sir,” replied the trooper.


Levi
Re: If you can give me a new reason for speeding [Re: amspoker] #6752806
01/31/20 09:27 PM
01/31/20 09:27 PM
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Northern Maine
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Lol laugh


Nevada bound
Re: If you can give me a new reason for speeding [Re: amspoker] #6752812
01/31/20 09:30 PM
01/31/20 09:30 PM
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Posts: 62,661
Minnesota
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Thats Awesome!


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Re: If you can give me a new reason for speeding [Re: amspoker] #6752817
01/31/20 09:32 PM
01/31/20 09:32 PM
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Ha Ha Ha! Love it!


jim
Re: If you can give me a new reason for speeding [Re: amspoker] #6752820
01/31/20 09:36 PM
01/31/20 09:36 PM
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Posts: 16,988
Fredonia, PA.
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grin


I BELIEVE IN MY GOD, MY COUNTRY AND IN MYSELF.
Re: If you can give me a new reason for speeding [Re: amspoker] #6752828
01/31/20 09:42 PM
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Lol finally a good one!


Cold as ice!
Re: If you can give me a new reason for speeding [Re: amspoker] #6752920
01/31/20 10:29 PM
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West Michigan
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That is a good one!


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Re: If you can give me a new reason for speeding [Re: amspoker] #6753172
02/01/20 01:33 AM
02/01/20 01:33 AM
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Moved to Fbks, Ak.
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Awesome is correct

Re: If you can give me a new reason for speeding [Re: amspoker] #6753200
02/01/20 02:42 AM
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That's funny
Good one


Kenneth schoening
Re: If you can give me a new reason for speeding [Re: amspoker] #6753355
02/01/20 08:25 AM
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Good one, that actually made me laugh out loud.


Eh...wot?

Re: If you can give me a new reason for speeding [Re: amspoker] #6753359
02/01/20 08:28 AM
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😂😂😂😂

Re: If you can give me a new reason for speeding [Re: amspoker] #6818568
03/26/20 09:03 PM
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Re: If you can give me a new reason for speeding [Re: amspoker] #6818580
03/26/20 09:12 PM
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missouri
I paid for the whole speedo I'm gonna use it


I love collecting junk
2007 silverado rclb
1960 towmotor
1989 cheyenne 4x4
1975 C10 (no quema cuhh)
1981 K10 (non starter)


Re: If you can give me a new reason for speeding [Re: Nessmuck] #6818753
03/26/20 10:48 PM
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Southeast Ohio
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Originally Posted by Nessmuck
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Lol


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