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2020 Tax Advice #6824048
03/31/20 06:47 AM
03/31/20 06:47 AM
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 12,986
Central Pennsylvania
Nittany Lion Offline OP
Don't call me Mister, Mister
Nittany Lion  Offline OP
Don't call me Mister, Mister

Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 12,986
Central Pennsylvania
Q: What is an Economic Stimulus payment?

A: It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.



Q: Where will the government get this money?

A: From taxpayers.



Q: So the government is giving me back my own money?

A: Only a smidgen of it.



Q: What is the purpose of this payment?

A: The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high definition television set, a new iPad, or a new SUV, thus stimulating the economy.



Q: Isn’t that stimulating the economy of China?

A: Shut up.



Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U. S. Economy with and your stimulus check wisely:



* If you spend the stimulus money at Walmart the money will go to China or Sri Lanka.

* if you spend it on gasoline, your money goes to the Arabs.

* if you purchase a computer, it goes to India,Taiwan or China.

* if you purchase fruits and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.

* if you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea.

* if you purchase useless stuff, it goes to Taiwan.

* if you pay your credit card off, or buy stock, it will go to the management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.



Instead keep the money in America by:

(1) Spending it at a yard sale, or

(2) Go to a ballgame, or

(3) Spend it on prostitutes, or

(4) Beer, or

(5) Tattoos

(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S.)



CONCLUSION: Go to a ballgame with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day. No need to thank me, I’m just glad I could be of help


I got myself a seniors' GPS.
Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination,
it tells me why I wanted to go there.
Re: 2020 Tax Advice [Re: Nittany Lion] #6824049
03/31/20 06:55 AM
03/31/20 06:55 AM
Joined: Nov 2019
Posts: 464
N.W. Pennsylvania
JTaddeo Offline
trapper
JTaddeo  Offline
trapper

Joined: Nov 2019
Posts: 464
N.W. Pennsylvania
Originally Posted by Nittany Lion
Q: What is an Economic Stimulus payment?

A: It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.



Q: Where will the government get this money?

A: From taxpayers.



Q: So the government is giving me back my own money?

A: Only a smidgen of it.



Q: What is the purpose of this payment?

A: The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high definition television set, a new iPad, or a new SUV, thus stimulating the economy.



Q: Isn’t that stimulating the economy of China?

A: Shut up.



Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U. S. Economy with and your stimulus check wisely:



* If you spend the stimulus money at Walmart the money will go to China or Sri Lanka.

* if you spend it on gasoline, your money goes to the Arabs.

* if you purchase a computer, it goes to India,Taiwan or China.

* if you purchase fruits and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.

* if you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea.

* if you purchase useless stuff, it goes to Taiwan.

* if you pay your credit card off, or buy stock, it will go to the management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.



Instead keep the money in America by:

(1) Spending it at a yard sale, or

(2) Go to a ballgame, or

(3) Spend it on prostitutes, or

(4) Beer, or

(5) Tattoos

(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S.)



CONCLUSION: Go to a ballgame with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day. No need to thank me, I’m just glad I could be of help


I'm going to buy traps, solar panels, a charge controller, and batteries along with 12 VDC lighting components and other "comfort" items..........

I can't wait to tell the wife about us going and getting new tattoo's with the local ladies of the night right before we go drinking at the empty stadiums.......should be colorful!

Thanks Lion!


Keep your boots dry and your powder too.

I remember when a fur check was reality.....now I'm just trapping for the love of it.

Best Regards,

JT
Re: 2020 Tax Advice [Re: Nittany Lion] #6824051
03/31/20 07:01 AM
03/31/20 07:01 AM
Joined: May 2010
Posts: 28,978
potter co. p.a.
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pcr2 Offline
"Twerker"
pcr2  Offline
"Twerker"
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Joined: May 2010
Posts: 28,978
potter co. p.a.
372 xp for me,don't drink,am married and have all the tattoos i need. grin









Re: 2020 Tax Advice [Re: Nittany Lion] #6824106
03/31/20 08:04 AM
03/31/20 08:04 AM
Joined: Nov 2010
Posts: 578
Iowa
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beeman Offline
trapper
beeman  Offline
trapper
B

Joined: Nov 2010
Posts: 578
Iowa
Thanks for the chuckle!!!!!!

Re: 2020 Tax Advice [Re: Nittany Lion] #6824138
03/31/20 08:33 AM
03/31/20 08:33 AM
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 19,930
SEPA
L
Lugnut Offline
trapper
Lugnut  Offline
trapper
L

Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 19,930
SEPA
Good one Nittany!


Eh...wot?

Re: 2020 Tax Advice [Re: Nittany Lion] #6824152
03/31/20 08:54 AM
03/31/20 08:54 AM
Joined: Jun 2018
Posts: 4,739
Beatrice, NE
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loosegoose Offline
trapper
loosegoose  Offline
trapper
L

Joined: Jun 2018
Posts: 4,739
Beatrice, NE
Tattoo and gun parts and construction materials for me is the plan.

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